How to win at Facebook

Facebook Expected To File For IPOHello friends, loved ones…….. mouth-breathing mongoloids of this site… I write to you today with my random thoughts about Facebook (FB).

As you may know, TIME Magazine dropped a big slam on FB a while back.  They basically used science or some shit to prove that FB just makes you feel bad and causes anxiety, etc.  While this is undoubtedly true, there’s still a big incentive for people to participate in FB because it is so pervasive and they don’t want to feel left out. Feeling left out is something that also makes folks feel shitty.  Basically, humans are programmed to want to share and participate.

Which brings me to the question, “How do you win at Facebook?”  Should you delete it?  Should you participate in it?  It seems like you’re gonna feel shitty either way.  What the fuck should you do?

The way to win at FB is pretty simple, you just gotta follow two simple rules: (CONTINUE READING…)

This fucking kid

To my loyal Dotallyrad shitcans. Take a quick look at this.

WTF SPOOGE? That’s a reddit link? Why the fuck would you send us to that disgusting public site filled with filthy virgin apes who desperately try to convince themselves that they’re not complete dogshit at this game? HURR DURR SUPPORT PLAYERS UNITE xD GOD DAMN CORE PICKERS LOSE ME GAMES WHEN I BUY COURIER AND WARDS AND SPEND THE ENTIRE LANING STAGE PULLING AT THE COMPLETELY WRONG TIME SO MY SAFELANER TANKS CREEPS FOR 10 SECONDS AND THEN DON’T EVEN PULL THROUGH SO THAT IT DOUBLE WAVES AND THE OFFLANER GETS SHITLOADS OF EXP? xD SURELY IT CAN’T BE MY FAULT THAT I LOSE GAMES!!! RIGHT REDDIT? RIGHT?!!?!

Calm down small sons. THis is about something big.

This fucking disgusting nerd ‘Valiox’ has outed our secret for dropping low priority games (which shouldn’t exist anyway, fat gabe doesn’t like stupid reddit fucks getting their feelings hurt when I let them know just how bad they are and toss the game to hopefully teach them a lesson) from extortionate amounts as high as 16, to 6. (CONTINUE READING…)

Move over small splooge son, big dog is here

Small no name fat kids, it’s time we take a bit of a peek at this big time game here:


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