DRD clean sweep Alienware Open with perfect 13-0 record to bring home 500$

The path to glory was long as DRD beat out Two Dads Incorporated, We Put the K in Kanada, 4 Goods and Mike, XTV, Dun Taze Me Brah, Gank Starz, &z, Book Club, Korok’s Crew, Dun Taze Me Brah again, Synergy Gaming, Not Quite There, and Not Quite There again to effectively swindle the Open Division.  Pwnage.tv casted the championship match with NQR.  DRD brings home its first ever prize money!  Now… what to do with Raven’s share since he retired?  Host new 100$ 1v1 tournament??

Dotally Rad wins Alienware Open Tournament

Match ID: 12577949

Watch as Wac destroys all hope beating a 2v1 mid, crazy shit happens when you pop a haste rune and dodge a WS stun

MORE TO COME

It was real

Sorry for this fucking dumb post, but I feel as though I owe my long-time blog fans:

I have decided to give up HoN for an indefinite amount of time, and have given my account out to Warden/Daggius/Wac/Hammyton. After playing competitive for a while, the glarring imbalances in HoN are just way too hard to overlook and the game isn’t be polished as fast as it should be with an entire team of developers behind it. Yes, I am crying, but when the scene has 6 competitive teams and you can’t even get a scrim in two hours, that’s ridiculous.

I have started playing SC2, as have others such as Clan MILK, RobertXLee and Hammyton. I have called up the bench player TKOlol to take my spot, and he will feed undoubtely harder than myself. I find him drooling on himself uncontrollably in chat channel and trying to recite popular tri-lanes. He is an unsophisticated troglodyte that will make a substandard replacement, yes, but that is the only thing you can ask for when you’re replacing royalty.

I trust that Warden/WaC/Hammyton/Daggius will be able to carry on the legacy of flame and bad manners through the legendary KingRaven account… or just ruin my stats like giant fucking assholes. I’m betting on the latter.

And since I post everyone’s picture and make fun of them, I’ll go ahead and post my own picture so you guys can get a few kicks before I head out of the door for a while. I’m not posting the turtleneck picture so fuck you:

When I come back, I’ll be better than ever. Train hard, son.

Clan NABT not even good at lying

Yeah we screenshotted that shit and yeah that line across the middle is my graphics card being awesome.  Get the fuck outa here with that bs.

Using our advanced simulation technology, we came up with what would happen if NABT actually played us, instead of just dodging and making up lies on the forums:

Daggius – Crushing Witch Slayer Play

Without Plague Rider in the pool, the old man’s effectiveness dropped about as fast as his heart rate when he hit 50 last week. However, the following are excerpts from our scrim against old DRD members:

First, things look bleak for the old man from the onset:

Thing got even worse for him at top lane trying to save Swiftblade. Totally out of position here:

Then the Arachnia pops a heath potion and the old man can’t comprehend what just happened:

Again, Daggius continues feeding:

1 minute later he tps top:

and died again LOL

Daggius then missed a stun on all 3 heroes and dies again… at tower.

But here is the best of the match. There are literally 5 heroes middle. Our carry, Swiftblade, is free farming top. Our entire team is at the tower, and Daggius runs in to stun LOL:

hahahaah worst witch slayer ever hahaha

Thankfully wac got like 3 quad kills and we won.