Big SoCal LANs this weekend
Gentlemen there are 2 big events this weekend:
Milkfats World Record Attempt (76 hrs straight of Hon)
11 AM Thursday 1/26/12 to 4PM Sunday 1/29/12
Howie’s Game Shackâ 27741 Crown Valley Parkway #223 Mission Viejo, CA 92691Okay, everyone knows Milkfat talks big but never gets shit done. Here’s some of the shit he said he’d do:
- Be #1 in League of Legends in 90 days (never happened)
- Open his own LAN center 2 years ago (never happened)
- Get paid 4 figures to play Hon (never happened)
When it comes down to it he’s just a big attention whoring pub who spends more time in the dumpster than on the podium.
BUT, here he stands, finally poised to make something of himself in E-sports and really earn that self-proclaimed legend status. Remember this records based on quantity, not quality lmao. HE JUST MIGHT DO IT. Milkfat put that record back small son, some Korean kid will break it in like a week. Oh well.
On to the main event…
Odyssey Gaming LAN
10AM Saturday 1/28 till midnight
14586 Pipeline AveChino, CA 91710
Hon double elimination tourney starts at noon. Big names like moon are flying in from Vancouver to attempt putting the local likes of Orie and bkid in the dumpster firsthand. Everyone wants to see if these kids will talk a little too much trash irl and then get in a big fight heh. My plan is to get dumpstered quick, ragequit and make the 50 min drive to Milkfats LAN and troll him when he’s at his most sleep deprived like 60 hours into that shitfest (if he hasn’t died already from treating his body like shit). Good times.
What S2 should be working on instead of fucking up things that already work properly
- Deathmatch. Everyone loves fucking deathmatch. -Ardm most fun mode ever period. No one wants to crank more worthless unfun ap, get this mode out NOW
- Cycle modes weekly in TMM. Follows same concept of cycling heroes for free to play. You have one slot that offers a more interesting game mode, such as -sddu, ardu, mmar (mirror match), Ardm after you add it, item drop, etc., and have this slot cycle every week to something new. Kids played shit like this all the time in dota leagues cuz it beats boring ap
- Only mid mode: sideline creeps and neutrals dont spawn. Support the most popular custom game with a mode that keeps ppl from trolling it
- Voice chat to other team. Hon is all about Trash talk and big swagger. The inundation of macros has done nothing but confirm this obvious fact 100 times over. s2 knows it too, why you think they add shit like the dumpster taunt, big duke nukem announcer, and crying baby kills? After you kill someone on other team you should have 5 seconds to voice chat them just to get them really fucking mad. holy shit this would be great. S2 SELL THIS AS A TAUNT THINK OF THE MONEY YOU’LL MAKE
Everyone forward these ideas to maliken and diva they are the best yet in Newerth
Freshpro Received the Freshboot out of FnaticRaidCall(Formerly known as MSI).
According to the FNATIC website, Freshpro and FNATIC “part ways”.
They said Freshpro was leaving their team to bigger better things.
However, according to Freshpro, he was kicked out of the team.
Ladies and Gentlemen, MSI fanboys, I’m afraid that its not only the US scene that has Drama. the most “chill” EU team MSI is involved in this scandals as well.
Kids getting mad and kicking Freshpro out stirring a shitstorm in the forums. What will happen to MSI’s image? Will Freshpro leave for Dota 2? Who is Fnatic’s new 5th?
Only time will tell.
BanHammer for Kids exploiting Game Crashing bug.
So there’s a squad of 4 nerds going around crashing games. Not just mine, but angrytestie’s and other unknown pubs.
Little sons you can’t crash Moon’s game over and over and think you can get away with it. With my huge forum post I had S2 Games acting on it really fast to bring these scums to justice.
XanderK equipped with the mighty Banhammer is ready to squash these putrid little shits to pieces.

