A Rap for all you Niggas out there

It’s the start of the game you’re starting to run
You’re deaths have begun
I’ve started my fun
You’ll be crying when my game is won
I’ll be doing work on your buns

New game, new name
New lane, new pain
Hiding in trees unleashing arrows like rain
Even more ninja than Batman’s Bruce Wayne

Meepo comes right out of the fog
I say “hey, I should post this on the blog”
An earthbind or two, maybe four or three
I got you pleading on both of your knees

Back and forth, left and right
Dancing Meepos the entire fight
Moving so quick, you don’t know what you’re on
You’re cut from the team like the grass on your lawn

Moving my Meepos fast and quick
Poof you all, then you’re sucking my dick
The entire fight, you can’t see me clearly
This sends you a message: You need to fear me

If you can’t stop it, you need to run
I get some kills, cop it for fun
Your dead corpse, mop it son
I got my gun, cocked it hun

There ain’t anyone ever near me
Because everyone always fears me
They know I’m comin’ so they run
They keep runnin’ till they know my game is won

You need some ownage? I’m bringing a shipment
Got more gold
Loads of equipment
Get you spooked till you’re cold
All my own, it never gets old

Once again, your team is dead
Filled with the gun filled with the lead
I’ve managed to get gold to cop some treads
You’ll sleep in a grave, not in a bed

I come out of the trees, force you to flee
Soon I’ll have your throne or tree
Sentinel, Scourge, I’ll be on the verge
Of killing you even when I’m purged

Running round the map with perma invis
I’m so good at killing some call me a wiz
Sneak up behind you with my imba backstab
Rhymes go harder than Mistah FABs

Push the creeps to kill your Ancient of War
Got you spooked right down to your core
Push the creeps to kill your Ancient of Lore
Hair standing up on the edge of your pores

It’s the end of the game, the pain is gone
When you buy back your gold is withdrawn
All I have to do is kill you again
Then make this rap like Lil’ Wayne

Good game, I’ve got your ancient
It says on the screen in fine print
My team has won the game
My deaths to your kills, are the same (0)

So that’s the end of my DotA rap
Maybe Bleak will think again before he talks smack

So yea, that’s my godly rap that I spent almost two hours on. I have no life. GG Bleak.

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8 Comments

  • NOBODY YET!! says:

    YES THEY MUST CALL YOU CRISPY CREAM
    YOU SOFT AND SWEET AND SUCH A DREAM
    NO GAME
    NO NAME
    NO FAME
    YOU A LAME
    MY DEUCE IS COCKED
    WIT A LEAN
    YA MEAN YA MEAN
    YOU STILL TRIPN ON THE SCENE
    YOU BUT A GENE
    A MICRO BIT
    YOU CAN’T SPIT
    FO SHIT
    YOU DON’T GOT THE GIFT TO RAP IN STYLE
    IT’S LOOKN LIKE SHIT STILL TRAPPED IN YOUR BILE
    REP WHATS REAL WHATS LIVE WHATS HOOD
    LOOKS LIKE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD
    TRU GUTTA THURROW I’M ME
    CHOP YA UP LIKE LETTUCE AND TOSS YOU YOU SEE
    YOU TALKN SUCK YA DICK
    TELL ME HOW IT TASTE
    I BET YOU OUT DIRTY STROKIN
    NOW YA TRYN TO PUT IT IN MY FACE
    YOU INFESTED BITCH YOU OUT OF CONTROL
    PUT YA DICK IN YA HAND AND BEAT IT WITH THAT OIL
    WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A CHECK MARK
    SHUT UP PUT YA ASS IN PARK
    REMEMBER ME A AM A PERSONAL THREAT
    PULL OUT YA UMBRELLA I CAN GET YOU WET
    A SCRIPT OF KNOWLEDGE FOR YOU TO LIVE AND LEARN
    PLAY WITH FIRE AND YA ASS WILL GET BURN ED
    I EMPOWERED WITH A VENOMOUS BITE I CAN STAY UP AND
    TALK ABOUT YOU ALL NIGHT
    YOU CLASSIFIED AS A DIRTY STROKER
    WONDERING WHEN YOU GONNA POKE HER
    BITCH WHEN YOU GO GET CLEAN
    INSIDE OF COMIN TO MY HOOD TRYN TO PASS THAT SHIT TO BE.
    LET YOU KNOW I’M A BOSS
    KEEP SCRATCHING YA HEAD AND GO FUCK OFF.

  • Bleak says:

    K, pretty sure I have more skill in less time then you.
    You can spend your 2 hours on this rap, it still makes you a foo’
    No matter what you think you are always going to fail
    I bet your face is priceless, all surprised and pale.

    I spend 10 times less time then you to make these true phrases
    I’d be all up in your face if you didn’t catch me in this transitional phase
    I have decided to turn a new leaf
    Shit talk less and own you more, chief

    You don’t got anything on my Naradaz, faggot
    I’ll spit in your face and suck on your mummas tits {Gg]
    So with end of these wise words I say this
    Fuck you Nara and give up and I hope your pissed.

  • naradaz says:

    bleak obv raps better than me

  • daggius says:

    lul i made my gf read me this on the cell phone for a bedtime story

  • naradaz says:

    hey dag, she shave her armpits yet?

  • daggius says:

    heh not french newb

  • awwwwyea says:

    she’s crunchy granola np

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