Dota Friend

Alright, so due to popular demand I am going to make the Dota Friends rap again. Though this is just an attempt to share the genius.

Bleak and Daggius are the best of friends
Getting lots of Dagons till the very end
One time Bleak was farmin’ it good
He owned that Centaur like he should

Daggius was wondering what the fek
All he could farm was a 50 minute mek
(OWNED!)
Bleak was wandering around the map
Yelling at the newbs, telling em they’re crap

Hangin’ with my Dota Friend
Laughing and playing even though he likes men
Jesus Christ even envies the playin’
He gets people who git owned, prayin.

Haha, alright. Thats very different from what I had but if you gave me some time I’d be able to replicate it better than morphling.

On to the reason I decided to post this. In a humiliating defeat, the sentinel were all crying that for once — me and Daggius were on the same team. If you don’t believe me you’d have all the right not to. With Daggius’ Viper and Bleak’s mad hooking skills our pathetic team got carried.

The rape
This is why you dont put me and Dag on the same teams niggas.

Alright, this made me laugh a little. This guy is our number one fan apparently. Pretty cool that we inspire the public to even talk to us about it. Makes me pretty happy to be something apart of.

LOL
So to you, sir Q_ology I give you the right to be the number one fan of DotallyRad.

FARMLOL
And on this note good night guys.
Yes FarmBitch is a troll. We have proof.

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16 Comments

  • kinpin says:

    get a fucking room.

  • bleakowns says:

    Wanna come bebE?

  • daggius says:

    fuck yeah those hooks were outa control, 17 kills WTF
    i had a terrible start this game and we still own GG

    Bleak was wandering around the map
    Yelling at the newbs, telling em they’re crap
    Bleak was wandering around the map
    Yelling at the newbs, telling em they’re crap
    Bleak was wandering around the map
    Yelling at the newbs, telling em they’re crap

  • NaRaDaZ says:

    1v1 rap battle shitlist plz. WHY U SAYING “LOL NARA”?

  • NaRaDaZ says:

    bleak and daggius are the best of friends
    they stick their dagons in eachothers rear ends
    when they pull it out they see a blend,
    a mixture of browns and pinks
    bleaks best game was a 0 10 clinkz

    bleak said hey gtfo nara im soloing mid
    then i was like “hey, stfu kid”
    thats what he did cuz im his daddy.

  • NaRaDaZ says:

    nigga i need some flow, hella wik

  • daggius says:

    daggius n bleak same team: unstoppable
    naradaz’s virginity: unpoppable
    drop down to the ground when i dagon bitches
    e-thuggin the forums smash trolls and snitches
    tell me a story like why i’m so good
    got last hits like a stopwatch and drop hacks too
    i know u cant touch this, nobody could

  • NaRaDaZ says:

    deeeum aight aight, checkthis nig.

    daggius and bleak same team: real weak
    they suck so much they need to use teamspeak
    daggius’s rhymes are a joke, just like when he takes a leak
    YO YO YO his penis is small, it looks like a 3rd ball
    when he plays axe he doesnt even level berserkers call

    naradaz’s deaths on the scoreboard looking clean
    daggius’s bitching nonstop giving him the name drama queen
    i put snitches in ditches when my dagon finger itches
    does more damage than daggius or bleaks liches

    so this is my rap, youre probably thinking “oh snap, shit”
    bleak and daggius, stick to what they do best, and fap it

  • bleakowns says:

    LOL. Shiat son

    Naradaz has been carried all his life
    No matter how hard he tried he’ll never get a wife
    He thinks he is fucking good at the shit
    Little does he know that he’s not even fit for it

    Fucker thinks he’s all good with his Alchemist
    Running around the map getting hit with fists
    Here Nara this is for you: A slice of pie
    Now go fucking touch your self while look at hentai
    (Refer: http://dotallyrad.wordpress.com/2008/08/05/best-ganker-ever/)
    Lay down.

  • NaRaDaZ says:

    LOL, that was good nig.

    once upon a time there was a noob named bleak
    whenever he plays a carry hero hes hella weak
    he runs around the map getting no farm
    and when he goes 0 10 hes alarmed.

    roses are red violets are blue
    you suck at support, and carry too
    bleak, i know you think youre good
    youre gonna quit dxd? i think you should.

    (jk bleak i love you)

  • bleakowns says:

    LOL. Mine was > yours.

  • awwwwyea says:

    imho nara owned bleak.

    in nerd speak:
    nara>>>bleak

  • NaRaDaZ says:

    yea, i agree bleak :D D but it was fun anyway s:/

  • Q_oloGy says:

    hahahhahaha, <3 you guys ;)

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