If you are wondering why most of these are directed towards girls, it’s because girls don’t need pick-up lines, they just flash guys and guys tag along NO QUESTIONS ASKED.  Either that or they’re gay.

Just read one of these FANTASTIC poems to your special somebody on Valentines and get ready to be jumping that monkey!

*Read disclaimer @ bottom*

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just destroyed my throne?

Well then Fuck You

** WARNING NOT MEANT FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE **

Roses are red

Violets aren’t black

But some people are

** WARNING NOT MEANT FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE **

Ok seriously now

Roses are red

Violets aren’t black

I’ll carry you babe

Jump in my backpack

** MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T FAIL AT CARRY HEROES **

Roses are red

& they don’t smell

Don’t go to the Legion

Let’s go down to hell

** MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO GO ON HELLBOURNE SIDE **

Roses are red

& can be white

Lady you can stalk me

All through the night

** MEANT FOR NIGHTSTALKER PLAYERS*

You have an aura

That enamors me to you

Bitten by love chill

** MEANT FOR CRYSTAL MAIDEN PLAYERS & ITS A HAIKU **

Roses are red

Dinosaurs are gone

I love DotA

Way more then HoN

** YOU SHOULD ADD BUT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN DOTA AT THE END **

Poems do suck

Lets be frank

But you initiate

I’m coming to gank

** MAKE SURE YOU WINK AT YOUR SPECIAL SOMEONE SO THEY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN & IF THEY DONT THEN THEY’RE BAD **

*DISCLAIMER* WARNING! You may actually not be jumping the monkey after reading your special someone these poems.

Tags: Dota, HoN, poetry, valentines

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