S2 Fail-O-Meter reaching critical levels; Customer Satisfaction at an all time low
The more I play this game the more I turn into KingRaven. I ragequit at least half my games and I’m nearly as unruly as this crybaby JoshP retard. But there’s good reason. S2 keeps making terrible decisions and because I like the game I’m stuck along for the ride. It’s like were in Oregon Trail and the wagon leader used all our drinking water for a bath and keeps wasting all the bullets on useless 2 lb rabbits. Shoot the fucking Bison you despicable fuck.
Matchmaking was going great with BD and then suddenly S2 decides to fix that which is not broken and ruin it by changing mode to BP. Despite mass appeal on forums the change sticks and everyone stops playing MM cuz it’s now worthless. Don’t worry though, S2 is coming out with a big matchmaking fix soon. Fast forward three months and still no changes have been made; good thing they crippled the mode first so we can’t use it in the meantime.
That was just warmup. Now lets remove the player kicking function, despite a blatant 87% of the community fervently supporting having a kick function. I mean really, what part of the population really wants their games ruined by trolling, intentional game-ruining idiots instead of just kicking them? THAT OTHER 13%. Let’s fucking cater to them; maybe this company really is run by ass happy monkeys. Who cares if we piss off 90% of our players by removing a crucial feature when theres a veritable buffet of ape dingleberries tantalizing our tastebuds!
We don’t need more updates with new items and heroes and magical soundtracks. How about tackling the big issues in a timely manner and not fapping around with worthless shit on the side? The priorities being set in HoN’s continued development are completely off, the updates that do happen are often illogical and not well thought out, and as a result the customer is not happy.
CAPITALISM 101: MAKE THE CUSTOMER HAPPY SO U SELL MORE COPIES. PLEASE.
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Heh Pubbius do I need to post Kanye ?
heh you forgot how their game needs to be restarted so much due to terrible NVidia Graphics compatibilities.
would you like to save a crash report?
Too bad it’s me, S2! ):
dont forget their forums being all fucked up to the point where lots of accounts cant even post or go into their own control panel
o yea on the “capitalism 101″ note: capitalism is about the manipulation of surplus value through abuse of labor. video game stability is entirely separate
man how do they break their forums now lol next thin we’ll hear is our private info and credit card numbers were all stolen by hackers
That’s how they break the forums: Valve-shit, first entry at http://hongossip.blogspot.com/
I’m pretty sure the reason for S2′s failure is all down to Maliken. This idiot is in charge because has has money, not because he knows what is best for the game, and it shows.