DRD Rules as I Understand Them

In my many years as a Hon/Dota “wife” I have decided to contribute what I understand the DRD team rules to be.  Take them as you will but after waking up at 4 am to the sounds of HoN absurdities, I think I can speak to this clan’s mantra as well as anyone else.

1) In WaC we trust– don’t play without him or risk getting owned.
2) Shitslam fat nerd dumpster newbs. No exceptions. Pub down.
3) Don’t worry about raven getting mad because it’s inevitable. he’s a virgin….sexual frustration. enough said.
4) Never play hammy
5) If you let hammy play, only let him play pudge because otherwise he feeds.
6) Abbreviate everything humanly possible. csb. tldr. inb4. ttyl. gtfo.
7) Utilize a ridiculous vernacular that seeps over into your normal life so that your girlfriend starts getting so pissed off that you are trying to “troll” her.
8 ) NO ONE CARES BRO

…. to be continued.

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The DRD Insult Generator says:
    AIN'T THAT JUST A WEE, OBESEGARBAGE, NERGIN PUBCESSPOOL?