Dump of the week: Green gets dumb diddily dumpster tossed by old man mid

What’s worse than your brown or orange player grabbing a carry hero and doing the inevitable — feeding your game straight into the dumpster cuz they blow ass?  Your 1850 MMR blue player doing it himself.  Lol this guy grabbed Arachna and headed mid only to get slammed 0-9 against a Devourer and concede at 15.  Bro don’t you know better than to stand still at level two when hooks be flyin?  That lane’s so easy for you — you have max range attack; all you have to do is right click the poor guy and occasionally step behind your ranged creep to not get pulled in.  But once Pudge starts poppin you in his mouth he just can’t stop.  Why you think he obese son?  Heh a dumpstering this bad hasn’t happened since we all watched in horror as hammyton broke Rule 5 n the other team held an impromptu shitslam clinic, burying him deeper than that sweet cave in Sanctum, I’m gonna see that movie bro, its gonna be sick.

Well bro at least you got the most denies. Blouses.

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The DRD Insult Generator says:
    THANKS FOR THE LOSS, OBESEWHORE.