Dump of the week: Green gets dumb diddily dumpster tossed by old man mid
What’s worse than your brown or orange player grabbing a carry hero and doing the inevitable — feeding your game straight into the dumpster cuz they blow ass? Your 1850 MMR blue player doing it himself. Lol this guy grabbed Arachna and headed mid only to get slammed 0-9 against a Devourer and concede at 15. Bro don’t you know better than to stand still at level two when hooks be flyin? That lane’s so easy for you — you have max range attack; all you have to do is right click the poor guy and occasionally step behind your ranged creep to not get pulled in. But once Pudge starts poppin you in his mouth he just can’t stop. Why you think he obese son? Heh a dumpstering this bad hasn’t happened since we all watched in horror as hammyton broke Rule 5 n the other team held an impromptu shitslam clinic, burying him deeper than that sweet cave in Sanctum, I’m gonna see that movie bro, its gonna be sick.

Well bro at least you got the most denies. Blouses.
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Green is a noob since beta. gotta carry him, making my back hurts.
ggwp
A dumpstertossing for the ages.
Green’s excuse: “Well, I let devo hook me, because I thought cuz I did more damage, and so I’d win.”
LOL this ain’t predator son, put that hero back on the picking board.
ID?
we need moar troll-videos
SW and Arachna both got outfarmed by Magmus. Oof.
Whats the match ID id like to see the hooks son
legion did some weird picks.. was it AP / SD / Random? Cuz they got some shit lanes… tri-lane solo keeper side?!?
haha nice pringles reference
Name: WaFFOMGZ
Hero Played: Nerd warbeast
Level of Bad: Cant carry chicks bro
How Mad: 0
Match ID: 28727785
what happens when a good player tries to carry 3 vaginas
DOESNT HAPPEN
Yo daggius. Wanna met up and trade some magic cards? Got two Tezz’s and a Thrun in my box bro.
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