Countdown to DoTA 2

First off is there anyone out there NOT tired of S2′s bullshit? didn’t think so, and if you aren’t then get the fuck out.

While there is no official set date for DOTA 2, Valve & Icefrog said 2011 would be a release date for DOTA 2.  I’m sure we’re all waiting for DOTA 2 with high hopes that they won’t have the stupid shit S2 does which, off the top of my head are.

- Shitty ass staff who power trip like Raven on a day he gets turned down by a 10 cent hooker

- Lack of originality in new heroes sans a few

- Lack of EXECUTION on said new heroes, fucking retardedly imbalanced when implemented

- Lack of action against griefers

- K2 K2 K2 K2 K2 K2 K2 K2

- Spends more time on stupid ass fuck visual alternate skins and idiot announcer packages (I mean really, has like more than 5 people bought the fucking Ms Pudding Pack? No one wants to hear a fucking squealing girl except for nerdy ass virgins looking to jack off when they get a killing spree) instead of improving their game

- Ignoring suggestions by community to improve their game and “companies” that also support their game (read : HoNcast & Invisible Mode)

That’s off the top of my head, pretty sure there’s a plethora more issues that I’m not even aware of but seriously, S2 has proven once again (see : Savage 2) that it doesn’t know how to run a balanced game.

But will Valve remedy these problems? Sure they may be money-gobbling mongering whores at times (TF2 fucking chests), but as for their reliability for creating good games, I’d say they are pretty solid from my experiences.  They may have a lack of action against griefers, true but I highly doubt they won’t implement a ban system into the game for the worse of the worse.

As for new hero implementation, I can speak first hand from being a beta tester that Icefrog spends a retarded amount of time making sure heroes are balanced, instead of shelling out heroes in 2 weeks or so and having the public cry about an OP hero, Icefrog takes months at times making sure in comparison to other heroes that a new hero would be able to fit a role aptly while having a unique quirk compared to similar style of heroes.

So are you 100% for sure buying DOTA 2 when it comes out? Gonna ditch HoN like the retarded game it is? I mean anything that was touted as “The Biggest Game to ever come to PC” by the infamous Jeff “Hunter_” Hunter (yes that shady ass pedophile) has to be fucking good right? Wrong.  S2 has taken a potentially great franchise and flushed it down the can by being a shitty ass company and letting retards run amok with no punishments.

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