Chu jumps ship; S2 still doesn’t STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT
S2 staff are indeed a pile of incompetent, slovenly publics, and HoN is that chick you banged a few times before you realized she’s a total mess and moved on to something new. S2 just took a big hit since chu, HoN’s highest rated player and biggest name, allegedly has gone the way of such fat nerds as Milkfat and RobertXLee and quit HoN to frequent its ugly stepcousin, League of Legends, a festering pile of shit designed for Gunbound playing, anime watching, 12 year old virgins who couldn’t make a big play with a 500$ pair of Nikes on. It’s a shame S2 is still afloat, probably because dump newb Raven keeps putting coins into the system just to prove he has a disposable income. We get it bro, you have money, now go spend it moving out of your parents house before your 25th birthday.
Why are kids jumping ship faster than Charlie Sheen’s career goes in the trash (other than reasons we’ve thoroughly outlined and discussed)? Is it cuz S2 gave us the gold coins then took em away for useless silver instead of just making a realistic business model for those in the first place and not pissing kids off? Is it cuz Maide’s stat site has been down for 3 months and the worthless OFFICIAL stat site still says “THERE IS NO MATCH HISTORY” on people who have played HUNDREDS of matchmaking games? Gee isn’t that something you idiots should fix the first fucking day matchmaking comes out and not have us still waiting on it? What really is the point of a stats website that never fucking works? S2 never gets shit done, and by never I mean 6 months late every fucking time. What are they doing over there? They have like 50 staff members, do some fucking work already. One fucking man with the right priorities would be cleaning up this mess so much better. Someone with a name like “Icefrog”, or something like that, dunno.
Its so frustrating watching these slobs blow a good thing. Here’s our favorite graph. HoN goes nowhere while LoL keeps getting bigger. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG S2. Stop fucking trolling us.
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who posted this?
dont look at me
rofl.
Who made the ‘mad’ account.
From what I understand, most players are tired of waiting 20-45 minutes for a game in match making, the comp scene isn’t worth a shit, no tournaments are paying out (STILL). I guess some HoN players have a few LoL teams but not 100%.
Oh well.
I never had to wait more than 3 min for matchmaking though
mad = mad?
whoever it is this mad person is pretty mad
but im mad with him
i feel u mad
Whilst trending really means shit, cos Hon is trending down, but actual numbers are going up, it does show that the slobs at HoN like nothing more than to do nothing all fucking day while even dota, which my fucking dog could code, gets higher number of players.
A day at the life of S2 HQ:
9.00am Arrive at S2
9.30am Discuss what they are gonna pretend they are doing today
10.00am Post on forums saying they are working on new feature (from 9.30am)
10.05am Coffee, Laugh at people thinking they are working
12.00 Lunch
12.30pm Post in thread about puddings voice acting being similar to rape
17.00pm Home
And they make more money than you ever will )
Roll on Dota 2 / Diablo 3
whos mad?
no really who is mad lol
nice vid
q4
dota 2
then hon will be a faded memory
I cant wait
^^ This. HoN just happens to be the premiere version of dota for now, because someone at S2 had the wherewithal to realize how good Dota was and improve its graphics/interface. Now that Valve (of all fucking companies) is on the Dota bandwagon, it’s GG S2.
PS- S2 Keep spending resources/time putting out new skins rather than actually improving the game, it just shows how aware you are that your days are numbered and you are milking the game for as much as you can rather than focusing on longevity.
On the plus side, KingRaven edges ever closer to his well deserved “most famous hon player” status.
*north african watches air2ground missile approach head*
*fat nerds jack off and play video games; post on web about video game problems*
woot
^ What are you retarded trying to pretend you’re some kind of world traveler? You’re a fat nerd posting on the “fat nerd” website. Like you give a fuck about Africa. What in gods name is wrong with you you pretentious pile of human feces?
Its ok guys, Pokemon black and white come out march 6th. This should give us a few months of wasted time towards the goal of dota2. What will fill the gap inbetween these remains unseen though. And after dota2 comes diablo3, and the gaming world will rest in peace.
It’s sad cause it’s true
Also it’s Daggius you fucking retards.
not s2s fault everyone is a scrub who cant hit 1900 and play with chu
Hey so…. Do you have a source for this info? Forum link? A quote from chu? Usually these kinds of statements need proof.
S2 is a mediocre company ran by a bunch of donkeys.
Mediocre? Fucking fanboy.
You know what’s interesting? I believe S2 has the around the same amount of people working on the game now, as they did in the beta stage. http://www.s2games.com/team.php Shouldn’t that number go down?
Don’t most games use a skeleton crew to keep the game updated? S2 keeps milking up with this shop bullshit so they can give jobs to talentless hacks like pudding, fielding, lulu and diva.
It’s not like they’re pushing out new content as frequently as the beta. Okay cool you want to release content that’s not buggy. Haha go fuck yourself S2, you lying sack of shit. Alchemist bones bug, invisible hero skins, broken armadon, all ruined the game for hours/weeks.
damn rick did maliken steal your chickz u mad all the time
Google Trends – The Measure of Game Success
All females hired by S2 are incompetent piles of shit with no skill whatsoever and are only there because Maliken is hoping they’ll suck his dick one day.
Lulu, MsPudding and now they hired a new one Blackhertz. All 3 of these are COMPUTER ILLITERATE what a waste of resources. How about you fire these 3 incompetent dipshits and get a decent coder to make sure you don’t introduce game breaking bugs every fucking patch, or how about you get someone that actively monitors the status of your game servers since they seem to fail every 30 minutes for the past year yet you have failed to change the boxes that are failing and/or the ISP. PATHETIC!
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