What S2 should work on

  • Deathmatch. Everyone loves fucking deathmatch. -Ardm most fun mode ever period. No one wants to crank more worthless unfun ap, get this mode out NOW
  • Cycle modes weekly in TMM. Follows same concept of cycling heroes for free to play. You have one slot that offers a more interesting game mode, such as -sddu, ardu, mmar (mirror match), Ardm after you add it, item drop, etc., and have this slot cycle every week to something new. Kids played shit like this all the time in dota leagues cuz it beats boring ap
  • Only mid mode: sideline creeps and neutrals dont spawn. Support the most popular custom game with a mode that keeps ppl from trolling it
  • Voice chat to other team. Hon is all about Trash talk and big swagger. The inundation of macros has done nothing but confirm this obvious fact 100 times over. s2 knows it too, why you think they add shit like the dumpster taunt, big duke nukem announcer, and crying baby kills? After you kill someone on other team you should have 5 seconds to voice chat them just to get them really fucking mad. holy shit this would be great. S2 SELL THIS AS A TAUNT THINK OF THE MONEY YOU’LL MAKE

Everyone forward these ideas to maliken and diva they are the best yet in Newerth

S2 fucks a lot of shit up. I like to give them the benefit of the doubt since I like the game and they’re a small company, but let’s look at a few things they fucked up lately:

  • Alchemist bones 1000 gold jackpot
  • When you Leave a mentor or spectator an extra cursor stays on the screen the rest of your games till u reboot
  • Somehow sd now has a blank white page behind it, great job
  • You can abuse the mentor/spec system to crash games. No one cares except huge shitbags like moon so well let it fly
  • Massive lag fps drop and spikes since 2.5.6 patch. This is the ugly that broke Kingraven’s webcam. What the fuck are you shitbags doing S2? Nine days of kids complaining about a bug that makes the game unplayable for like 20% of hon players and still no fix or even a response from a red s2 name in forums. Kids on reddit already figured out the problem, s2′s shitty attempt to use less memory and improve performance DID EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE. THe shit has an actual something called garbage cleanup that wraps up memory but also lags whenever it does it. Fucking spiking like crazy is not an improvent to performance you geniuses. Do these kids even test anything before throwing up a patch? It’s a rhetorical question because CLEARLY THEY DONT EVER. Every time something new gets added it either doesn’t work correctly or hilariously breaks another, completely unrelated feature of the game. And it’s not like they were in a rush either they had a fucking 2 year head start over dota2 and can still barely stay out of the dumpster. No shit all this mentor stuff is buggy cuz they only cranked it out cuz Dota 2 had the feature and htey had to save face. I digressed, hon give us the old memory sucking version of hon back, IT DOESNT SPIKE THATS MUCH BETTER, work on the memory optimizations afterwards.

    52 Comments

    • Ayevee says:

      I WANT DEATHMATCH

    • baws says:

      why do you even bother with this game anymore? it’s been a pile of shit for so long now and somehow it keeps getting worse. nothing will change, it’s not like S2 will wake up one day and be all oh gee, maybe we should fix our game. it’s a cashgrab now and they don’t care about anything aside from the shop. just man up and play dota2, even in its at times retarded beta-state it is still miles beyond heroes of trasherth.

      • BreakyKFC says:

        face the facts kids, dota2 sucks. it didnt live up to the hype and its not gonna get any better in alpha. hon is as good as it gets, even if they dont address the major issues at least it isnt the shit can that dota2 is.

    • Rahul says:

      I agree, I dont see why you bother these monkeys

    • BASEDDAGGIUS says:

      Did you take away shitmeanders posting rights? And kick him the fuck outta clan drd? Ps. post irrelevant, nobody plays this shit anymore. Mobas are finished

    • Pubster says:

      big dumpsters ideas you pulled out of your clownfuck dipshit brain. apart from the bullshit about the not testing this rant is actually pretty beast, well except for anything other than crying for DM. pubster out

    • rickster says:

      i’d actually buy gold coins if they shipped off south americans to their own garena

    • parakletos says:

      this post is bad and you should feel bad

    • moonmadcusbad says:

      play dota2 isntead u trashcan nerd

    • Ilovetheleaker says:

      does this guy live under a rock they have announced mid only a hundred times it was posted last week ina leak on this site. intelligence is hard

    • SB says:

      LOL 5 seconds to talk shit after you kill someone would be the most epic taunt option ever.

    • w4tkins says:

      longest bullet point ever

    • nubpub says:

      voice chat to other team is a great idea
      but I think of the consequences… kids asking for eachothers addresses?!?
      ppl are going to die :(

    • DoucheNigga says:

      lol smallson so mad.

    • Rahul says:

      Post changes each time I visit it

    • totallymad(dot)com says:

      daggius posted this because its whining about the spikes.

      you heard it here first folks

    • NoEggs says:

      You know that if you press f10 to go back to the menu while in game, and then back into the game again that extra cursor dissapears.

      You don’t have to restart.

    • L says:

      Hon is all about big swagger.

      What the fuck did you smoke?

    • rekAF says:

      i rather play without any chat than with all these idiots flaming to get someone mad!
      and no i am not mad u just bore me to death!

    • Priapos says:

      All mid map is incoming (bout fucing time thou).

      You dont need to restart HoN to get rid of the extra cursor glitch that happens with specs/mentors. Just open options, then close it and back to the game. Voila! Cursor gone =)

    • Attorney says:

      CALL THE BASEMENTCRAP COMMITTEE FOR AN EXTRA BIG SCRUB SLAPPING.

    • thomse says:

      “When you Leave a mentor or spectator an extra cursor stays on the screen the rest of your games till u reboot” just click on the little “menu” option at the right top corner and hit chat (then Ecs) and the cursor is gone

    • gaydad says:

      cool a bunch of shitty suggestions no one cares about

    • Agent J says:

      just make the damn thing clean your memory when youre in the well or dead. And in case that doesnt happen to you because youre just doing that well then just make it happen very rarely or when youre under tower with no enemy in sight or something. Also make it happen max like every 10 minutes(or will that make the lagspike a lot stronger? anyone here know?)

      If they cant do that or some other reasonable solution they should just change it back to the way it was before.
      Actually they should change it back to the way it was before and then try to find a reasonable fix for the memory issues.

    • Roflbad says:

      or it could not lock the render thread when the garbage collector goes off

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    • TheSolution says:

      Why not simply press F6 and the arrow will disappear you dont have to reboot

    • Surarn says:

      Menu > Options and close it and the cursor goes away.

      God, you guys are that stupid?

    • LowRid3r` says:

      Actually you can get rid of the second cursor by just pressing F10 twice.

    • You're so fucking dubm says:

      When you Leave a mentor or spectator an extra cursor stays on the screen the rest of your games till u reboot

      You press F10 while in game twice and it fixes it you dumb mother fucker

    • Swiss says:

      the spectator thing is easily fixed. once you join a new game and its there, press F6, shit goes away instantly. thanks.

    • TKOLOL'S EYE BAGS says:

      EVERYONE CIRCLEJERK THE SAME EXACT COMMENT INSTEAD OF S2 FIXING IT

    • Ayevee says:

      RAVEN Y U NO STREAM?

    • shitcan says:

      to get rid of the extra cursor problem, all you have to do is tap f6, and it goes away.

    • piss says:

      whats with this samefag spamming f6/f10 to get rid of cursor. yes we know this kid is about as well informed as a redneck in ohio(raven mad?) but gods you don’t need to make like 20 names to post the same dumb shit.

    • mbutta says:

      voicechat to the other team for 5 sec’s!!! i just told someone today that there should be a voicechat button. it would be fucking awesome to smear mad bads

      • Jason says:

        yes, casuals like LoL, while competitive people (not necessarily pros or anything, just people who like competition and are willing to take the time to learn things like how dota2/hon’s intricate jungle work) like hon

    • GetNerdeD says:

      Lol you kids still play scrubHoN? go Dota2 or go home please

    • KingRavenSon says:

      YOU’RE A SHIT GRINNING SCUMSON.

    • Mcnoodles says:

      I’d probably pay to be able to talk to people after tauntkilling them.

    • Lolnoobs says:

      G G G G G G G G

    • Navelfuzz says:

      Dumbest ideas i’ve ever read

    • SHITSON says:

      balance patch out for a day and still no response from raven or anything. get your ass out of the fucking dumpster and amuse me, scumfaggots

    • flkdsjkl says:

      after all that talk about a huge balance patch it turned out to be a huge disappointment.

      s2 ran their game into the ground and left valve to pick up the pieces

    • Herpaderp says:

      When you Leave a mentor or spectator an extra cursor stays on the screen the rest of your games till u reboot

      Is wrong, you can f10 f10 and it’s gone

    • biggy_Style says:

      Moonmeander really should work for S2 :>

    • king raven says:

      LOLZ you should not have to press F10 to remove a faulty image on the screen most of us pay S2 to develop the shit game it would be easier for them to remove content when its not being used this is called good coding practise and if hon doesn’t clean up after itself i would hate to see their code.

      They must just type shit everywhere and be like oh well that’s enough for today upload update now then the S2 fucking developer goes home and plays Dota2 wishing he was working for valve and not the shit red neck dota2 fan boys which is s2

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