What S2 should work on

  • Deathmatch. Everyone loves fucking deathmatch. -Ardm most fun mode ever period. No one wants to crank more worthless unfun ap, get this mode out NOW
  • Cycle modes weekly in TMM. Follows same concept of cycling heroes for free to play. You have one slot that offers a more interesting game mode, such as -sddu, ardu, mmar (mirror match), Ardm after you add it, item drop, etc., and have this slot cycle every week to something new. Kids played shit like this all the time in dota leagues cuz it beats boring ap
  • Only mid mode: sideline creeps and neutrals dont spawn. Support the most popular custom game with a mode that keeps ppl from trolling it
  • Voice chat to other team. Hon is all about Trash talk and big swagger. The inundation of macros has done nothing but confirm this obvious fact 100 times over. s2 knows it too, why you think they add shit like the dumpster taunt, big duke nukem announcer, and crying baby kills? After you kill someone on other team you should have 5 seconds to voice chat them just to get them really fucking mad. holy shit this would be great. S2 SELL THIS AS A TAUNT THINK OF THE MONEY YOU’LL MAKE

Everyone forward these ideas to maliken and diva they are the best yet in Newerth

S2 fucks a lot of shit up. I like to give them the benefit of the doubt since I like the game and they’re a small company, but let’s look at a few things they fucked up lately:

  • Alchemist bones 1000 gold jackpot
  • When you Leave a mentor or spectator an extra cursor stays on the screen the rest of your games till u reboot
  • Somehow sd now has a blank white page behind it, great job
  • You can abuse the mentor/spec system to crash games. No one cares except huge shitbags like moon so well let it fly
  • Massive lag fps drop and spikes since 2.5.6 patch. This is the ugly that broke Kingraven’s webcam. What the fuck are you shitbags doing S2? Nine days of kids complaining about a bug that makes the game unplayable for like 20% of hon players and still no fix or even a response from a red s2 name in forums. Kids on reddit already figured out the problem, s2′s shitty attempt to use less memory and improve performance DID EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE. THe shit has an actual something called garbage cleanup that wraps up memory but also lags whenever it does it. Fucking spiking like crazy is not an improvent to performance you geniuses. Do these kids even test anything before throwing up a patch? It’s a rhetorical question because CLEARLY THEY DONT EVER. Every time something new gets added it either doesn’t work correctly or hilariously breaks another, completely unrelated feature of the game. And it’s not like they were in a rush either they had a fucking 2 year head start over dota2 and can still barely stay out of the dumpster. No shit all this mentor stuff is buggy cuz they only cranked it out cuz Dota 2 had the feature and htey had to save face. I digressed, hon give us the old memory sucking version of hon back, IT DOESNT SPIKE THATS MUCH BETTER, work on the memory optimizations afterwards.

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