So I’ve noticed a disturbing trend in HoN. It all happened when I was streaming a game as Panda.

Once I shook all these kids out of grandma’s Christmas money with buyouts, I couldn’t help but spam Gs during Panda’s ult. I have 4 seconds of spam time during that bad boy. I could do more productive things during Panda’s ult, like plan my next move, go get water, run errands, take a leak, but taunting the nerd currently getting slammed is the best option. Feelings were hurt.

And then, this:

GM Explanation: KingRaven has been suspended before for spamming G’s and he continues to do so. He has been suspended again.

First off, I don’t really care about the ban. I appealed and just called the GM a maggot volunteer with no prospects past groveling for tips as a barista . Bans never will bother me; it comes with the territory (which is why Moon is a bad troll because he cries about bans. Small son needs his diaper changed every time a GM warns him).

However, the general rule of life applies here: don’t dish it if you can’t take it. Use Macros at your own risk. They’re all fun because it’s basically canned trolling and admitting you’re too dumb to troll yourself, but when true assholes like me come into games, you can bet your sweat ass it’ll separate the men from the macro kiddies. This is what happened here: bunch of forum-junk players who binded rainbow-colored Macros got in a game with me and all got put away instantly. Real men don’t use this shit – it’s boring. Only macro I have is the most obnoxious G-drop macro that fills the screen.

Champions troll without having to have their hand held by crap posted on the forum. You’re a lame if you use this shit.

Also, that video is being re-edited to make fun of S2, so it’ll be a couple of days.

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