Are you sick and tired of playing in your MMR bracket? Do tedious tryhard games bring you down? Do you hate it when a scrub fails with a carry?

I have a solution for those problems, and it’s called rooping. What is rooping you ask? Well sit down young man, put on your favorite turtle neck and listen up.

Rooping is the act of purposely losing a game to get people mad. This in turn gets your rating lower so you have a low rated legacy account to stomp noobs.

Why not just call this throwing? Well you see, if you use the word throwing in chat people can report you. So you use a slang word which only your inner circle knows what it means. Sadly when this article gets published, you can no longer use the words roop or rooping or rooped.

Credit to the semi competitive player Zetpro for this word, in his native Swedish tongue it means gay anal sex without lube.

Missing spells and getting your teammates killed is fucking comical. Your teammates get really mad when this happens, it’s pretty hilarious. The chat can get pretty funny as seen here:

One of the tricks you see here is that I pull out league of legend references. That way people think I am a noob instead of a secret griefer. Also it helps to have a friend with you to avoid getting vote kicked. Playing with a friend ensures a loss with a constant barrage of feeding, courier suicide, poor ward placement and glyph usage.

You can also hold contest with 4 other friends to see who can get the most deaths in 15 minutes. 37 deaths is going to be pretty tough to beat:

Your teammates will leave or stop playing once they see you die before the creeps spawn. This is great because you get them a leave and you also open up the possibility of players on the other team getting kicked like in the screen shot.

You can also try this in league of legends when HoN is down. Somehow I fucking won this game:

When you get low enough you’ll have a legacy account to stomp noobs with. That means no more shitty basic accounts with 15 heroes to choose from to stomp the mouth breathing slobs who were too cheap to spend $30 on this game initially.

So now to relieve stress of your high level games you can roop. You can get noobs mad by missing your skill shots, or you can just stomp those shitty players into the ground with any hero so they can go cry to their mommies and suck their milk.

Tags: HoN, mad?, rooping, throwing

This entry was posted on Monday, February 20th, 2012 at 1:00 AM by Sonbro Jr. and is filed under Op/Ed. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.