Hey bros. Take a knee.
I know alot of people aren’t too happy with the posts that have recently been coming out, and I can sympathize. I know many of you did not enjoy the unfunny, beating of the dead horse that is HoNCast, reading a boring made up interview with some shitstain Nome and traversing Raven’s mind through his fetishes that come in the form of automotive transport; but then I look at the Daggius’ attempt to bring up a topic of value , and it gets far less views and half the comments that one of said shitty articles gets…
So what do you guys want? You don’t come here for substance, that’s obvious by how you guys are so happy to post menial banter on some totally unrelated shit, but when it comes to discussions of value, you remain ever so quiet.
And I can hear it right now; “we come for the mad!”. That is fair enough, but even Raven can only put out so many things that appeal to the knuckle dragging troglodytes that visit this site before he himself becomes so uninspired that writing about his distaste for Audi’s on a gaming site for Dota/HoN becomes a preferable alternative. Providing mad posts everyday would take all the fun out of those posts. It would be like watching Jiggle Billy play Devourer all day, everyday – at first its funny, but as it drags on and loses it’s appeal, you start feeling sorry for the child’s parents and start wondering why he has stopped taking his antipsychotic drugs.
All in all, you have to trek through these shitty posts so that when Raven busts his nut of sweet, sweet mad, you can savor the glory of it all the more.
So whats going on in Dota/HoN/LoL? Not fucking much. That’s why it is so hard to write for these games when they have fallen into a dull status quo that seems to be unending. S2 are still fucking shit up – should we make a post for every stupid thing they do? No, its pointless. You would be here for half your life coming up with dot points of S2′s general level of shittiness. Dota 2 is a fucking bore that is never worth mentioning. A new Dota patch has 20 times the amount of changes that S2 give their patches, and yet the game remains ever-the-same boring piece of shit that it is. League of Legends? Does arguably the best game in the genre need to be discussed? Why are you reading instead of playing LoL?
While we wait for something actually interesting to happen in these games, let us enjoy each others company.
And what are your opinions on dubstep?