LITTLE PLAY BY A PASSIVE VALVE.
It’s 5 pm, I open my eyes as I climb out of a dumpster and I get a big call from GoldenArm to tell me the bad news.
Dotabuff Officially put out of business by Passive Valve.
-Read this next paragraph whilst listening to this song.. and imagine King Raven-
I can only imagine KingRaven breaking everything in his room. Where is he? No one knows… probably in a gambling alley in Thailand telling MoonMeanders cousin all about how he invented Heroes of Newerth. (We all saw how thats turned out, HoN 3.0 Big trash)
So here is what I wrote to Valve this evening:
I hope some of the pro’s tell Dota2 where it belongs.
On a brighter note.
While King Raven puts on the pounds I’ve been slamming Big Gyro on Dota 2, bringing WW2 to every game and giving Shellshock to hairy greasy ogres.
One of the finest moments in my Dota 2 non existent career
Get Good.
AMXZAKU’S CHIPPER LIVES WITH HIS LITTLE SISTER IN YOUR MOM’S HOUSE AND EATS PIZZA GREASE.
Tags: daggius, dota 2, HoN, King Raven, KingRaven, trash, valve, WELL YOU'RE JUST A TINY MAN CHODE
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dumped on 
fuckin' a on 
Bro you gota stop writing these terrible articles,nobody wants to see your bronze division scores and worthless opinions.
BARFING PLANTTRAINS ALWAYS GETS ME ALL HOT AND JANGBANG.
STUTTERING PLAY BY A WASHED UP CASSEROLE.
Plus, Im in the Gold Division, so get good. Everyone knows diamonds are for girls
Not sure what the screenshot proves, you got carried. Get out of here you bronze DBR trashcan.
The only part of this post that wasn’t shit was the Toto vid
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST A DICK LIPPED KIDCLIT FAPPING OFF HIS OWN DUMPTRAIN IN THE DUMPSTER.
Are you one of those disgusting 12 year old kids that don’t dare to let others see their rating? You pussy?
Don’t make DBR a thing because it’s already dead, retards.
GGGGGGGGGGGGGG
IF BEAST WOULD JUST STOP CYBERING HIS PILE WITH MY PUB CLIT NERD I COULD GET SOME SLEEP!
I LEFT MY FIRST GAME FUCKER OUT ALL NIGHT AND IT TOOK A SMALL SON CLOWNLIP ALL OVER EVERYTHING.
Damn… 10-5 Gyro what a great game
SO SMALL YOU NEED AN ELECTRON MICROSCOPE PLAY BY A RIDING THAT DICKTRAIN BIG PLAY SIREN.
DBR was dead before it even started
IVE SEEN 12 YEAR OLDS WITH MORE DICK THAN THAT, CUNTTRUCK.
Dotabuff’s back up small son, but no data to be gathered.
CALL THE BONERFUCKER COMMITTEE FOR AN EXTRA BIG CHODE TONGUING.
ahaha where is kingraven and his silly voice on youtube i want more of that…
i like big cock
VIRGIN PLAY BY A PUBLIC RETARD.
solid article but dont try to impress with ur bronzescum rating
Valve’s a bunch of shitkids. True story. Just spam that fat ape Gabe Newell and tell him what a fucking troglodyte he is.
You burried yourself with that gyro screen though.
under 400 gpm on winning team…?
Big level 17 gyrocopter killstealing from the better players on his team… go play league of legends small son
EVEN IF I WAS DUMPSTERING ALL OVER THE PLACE, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO BE DUMPING MY BAD BITCHWHORE WITH THOSE SON BEHEMOTH RADARS.
DULY NOTED, FAT MAD N BAD FART LOAF.
now get the fuck out of here
Someone post this faggot’s irl information
Joseph Kony
Odek Health Centre III
Omor Uganda
Post on Dota 2 forums on Dotabuff topic:
“Fuck Icefrog you’re shit kid”
Get perm banned LOL
Dictatorship GGGG