Starcraft 2 players do nothing but cry about bad manners
So I started playing this map called Zealot Hockey. No offense to Dota 2 but that shit was old news and not challenging anymore. I had previously made it a small mission in my life to prove that calm logic and charisma beat out angry, insolent Aspergers any day of the week. Since right now I’m casually sitting at 4800 after playing once every 3 weeks, randoming every game, and not caring, while Ravens fights for his life every game in the 4200 bracket, I’m gonna go ahead say “Mission Accomplished, son”. The kid’s just not any good. So I went and installed the big game SC2 4 years after it’s release.
I drop into this custom map Zealot Hockey, which is actually quite fun. Its dynamic, creative, challenging, and 20 games into it there are still tricks to learn. But even better than smashing at this game is taking kids out of their box and their comfort zone and making them mad as fuck while you drop the big slam on them.
Let me explain. Basically in this game, if you’re good, when you’re on a 1 on 1 breakaway with the keeper, there’s a 80% chance you’re going to score. Till someone pauses the game real quick and then unpauses, throwing off your rhythm. That’s a completely new element to the game that I brought in, many years after these idiots have been grinding it for a living, trying their same old moves like broken tapes. INNOVATION AT IT’S FINEST. Yet somehow I’m a bad guy for doing it…
The best part about Starcraft 2 nerds is the way they cry. There is this culture about Starcraft 2, this stupid fucking culture where people think they need to be so fucking mannered and respectful 24-7. Yet these same kids, who are so quick to perpetuate the culture by crying “BM” or “BANLIST”, are the same ones who will start flaming you themselves, dropping their own bad manners, just because you played in a different way than is culturally acceptable to them. QUID PRO QUO? Idiots. No one gives a fuck about your stupid fucking socially awkward sensitive bullshit culture. Just cause I hit the pause fucking button at a crucial moment doesn’t make me less of a sportsman than you son. The whole fucking GAME is about pushing buttons on a computer. Think outside the fucking box. There’s no gamesmanship on the internet. All of the internet, indeed all of life itself is a game. If you ain’t #winning, you ain’t winning. Think about it.
The best part about this shit is when you play ladder. I don’t know any of these stupid fucking Starcraft 2 units (honestly why’d they change everything from sc1), so I just cannon rush every game. THESE KIDS GET SO MAD ABOUT CANNON RUSH. AS IF ITS NOT A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY. They even have a word for it. “CHEESE”. It’s so cheesy to play in a different way than I personally find comfortable. LOL.
Needless to say, in actuality every part of the game is carefully balanced. If you can’t survive a cannon rush, aren’t I taking advantage of some weakness in your own play that is so easily exploitable? Everything is relative, you fucking moron. These kids just look up builds and strats online from their favorite pro player or twitch tv personality, try for some zerg early expand or other rush stalker bullshit, fully expecting to stay in their comfort zone the entire game. But you throw one wrench in the plans and they fall apart completely, despite their massive experience advantage and wealth of knowledge of the game. It’s like the dumbass British, who wanted to fight in their red coats whilst drinking tea in nice formations, right before the rebel colonists popped out of the forest and ambushed those fuckers with GUERRILA WARFARE SON.
Just picked up the game and I’m smashing your platinum dumb ass. The cry you see in SC2 is like if someone in Dota legitimately cried every time a Lycan or Furion backdoored you, instead of just getting good and realizing how to counter that play.
Fuck it, that shit happens too, so what am I even talking about?