Stupid Caption Contest

It’s time to play “What Would Breaky Say?”.

What would Breaky say?

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MadCast Episode Two: Raven Chews Out the Support

Raven Chews Out the Support

Synopsis:
Trio of disgustingly low 1600 pubs get flopped onto team in MM and commence feeding and failing ganks. Raven chews them out. Daggius giggles like a schoolgirl. Raven explains how to play. Magmus jumps ship. Clans TaX and KIWI score a big win.

MID: 14974513

MadCast Episode 1: Raven Plays Madman… Literally

Honcast may have LOAD vent casts, but we’ve got something better.  Raven getting super mad every single game.  ENJOY.

Raven Plays Madman… Literally

Synopsis:
Raven’s team is getting SCRAPED in every lane.  Raven gets ganked a few times mid and proceeds to lose his mind.  THERE ARE NO FUCKING WARDS ANYWHERE.  Pubs call ambulance in advance for the aneurysm Raven is about to have but it is too late!  Raven elaborates on just how bad these pubs are.  Pubs fire back, comparing him to the Columbine murderer.  Daggius comes out of the woods with a radiance to save the day, and kids get dumped on.

MID: 13204886

Epic Quotes in Broken English: Part 1

“I cannot play Match Making any more… That at me 4 ruptures of communication with the Internet. I am not guilty that at me the bad Internet!!!! I ask you, return me possibility to play…. Will break through mine K\D\A…!!!! Especially in public game!!! I am far not noob!! At me behind shoulders 4 years Dota… And I am not guilty that at me such provider.“

-GoPetr

“stupid fuckers, use kelen dagon. it will be pure pawnage. dream items cant be achieved in REAL GAMES.!!! dont forget that“

-Anonymous

“dag is a trash… i should piss him on wall before he borns“

-Rock[You]

“try using dagon and shevas with ur 3rd skill. vortex ur enemy first and then proceed to combo. this should do a late game super damage.“

-ALBERT10111

“I greet all of my team who does not believe in the power of shroud Rampage. I also greet my mom and my dog + all of fans, anti-fans and Kaution.“

-espMisio

[LOAD]bkid loses argument then loses 1v1

In effort to compete with the epicness of the HoN Gossip blog, here is our taste of some of latest HoN drama:

After someone lost someone else a pub game or some shit like that, bkid apparently polled his buddy list on whether “low-tier player” Cardinal was good before officially throwing down the e-gauntlet with a 1v1 duel to ram his point home.  Only one thing went wrong:  Cardinal is a beast and dumped on that bad-mouthed pub garbage.

Bkid tried to save some face after the fact with the argument that he hadn’t played HoN in almost four hours and so was pretty rusty.  Sound reasoning to say the least; I mean who’s game has that kind of shelf life?

As Jcp`Lord put it best: “when a dog shits then the dog eats the shits then he shits it again thats how bkid feels right now”.  You mad, brah?

Pics or it didn’t happen