Epic Quotes in Broken English: Part 1
“I cannot play Match Making any more… That at me 4 ruptures of communication with the Internet. I am not guilty that at me the bad Internet!!!! I ask you, return me possibility to play…. Will break through mine K\D\A…!!!! Especially in public game!!! I am far not noob!! At me behind shoulders 4 years Dota… And I am not guilty that at me such provider.“
-GoPetr
“stupid fuckers, use kelen dagon. it will be pure pawnage. dream items cant be achieved in REAL GAMES.!!! dont forget that“
-Anonymous
“dag is a trash… i should piss him on wall before he borns“
-Rock[You]
“try using dagon and shevas with ur 3rd skill. vortex ur enemy first and then proceed to combo. this should do a late game super damage.“
-ALBERT10111
“I greet all of my team who does not believe in the power of shroud Rampage. I also greet my mom and my dog + all of fans, anti-fans and Kaution.“
-espMisio
[LOAD]bkid loses argument then loses 1v1
In effort to compete with the epicness of the HoN Gossip blog, here is our taste of some of latest HoN drama:
After someone lost someone else a pub game or some shit like that, bkid apparently polled his buddy list on whether “low-tier player” Cardinal was good before officially throwing down the e-gauntlet with a 1v1 duel to ram his point home. Only one thing went wrong: Cardinal is a beast and dumped on that bad-mouthed pub garbage.
Bkid tried to save some face after the fact with the argument that he hadn’t played HoN in almost four hours and so was pretty rusty. Sound reasoning to say the least; I mean who’s game has that kind of shelf life?
As Jcp`Lord put it best: “when a dog shits then the dog eats the shits then he shits it again thats how bkid feels right now”. You mad, brah?
Pics or it didn’t happen
