It was real
Sorry for this fucking dumb post, but I feel as though I owe my long-time blog fans:
I have decided to give up HoN for an indefinite amount of time, and have given my account out to Warden/Daggius/Wac/Hammyton. After playing competitive for a while, the glarring imbalances in HoN are just way too hard to overlook and the game isn’t be polished as fast as it should be with an entire team of developers behind it. Yes, I am crying, but when the scene has 6 competitive teams and you can’t even get a scrim in two hours, that’s ridiculous.
I have started playing SC2, as have others such as Clan MILK, RobertXLee and Hammyton. I have called up the bench player TKOlol to take my spot, and he will feed undoubtely harder than myself. I find him drooling on himself uncontrollably in chat channel and trying to recite popular tri-lanes. He is an unsophisticated troglodyte that will make a substandard replacement, yes, but that is the only thing you can ask for when you’re replacing royalty.
I trust that Warden/WaC/Hammyton/Daggius will be able to carry on the legacy of flame and bad manners through the legendary KingRaven account… or just ruin my stats like giant fucking assholes. I’m betting on the latter.
And since I post everyone’s picture and make fun of them, I’ll go ahead and post my own picture so you guys can get a few kicks before I head out of the door for a while. I’m not posting the turtleneck picture so fuck you:
When I come back, I’ll be better than ever. Train hard, son.
Clan NABT not even good at lying
Yeah we screenshotted that shit and yeah that line across the middle is my graphics card being awesome. Get the fuck outa here with that bs.
Using our advanced simulation technology, we came up with what would happen if NABT actually played us, instead of just dodging and making up lies on the forums:
Daggius – Crushing Witch Slayer Play
Without Plague Rider in the pool, the old man’s effectiveness dropped about as fast as his heart rate when he hit 50 last week. However, the following are excerpts from our scrim against old DRD members:
First, things look bleak for the old man from the onset:
Thing got even worse for him at top lane trying to save Swiftblade. Totally out of position here:
Then the Arachnia pops a heath potion and the old man can’t comprehend what just happened:
Again, Daggius continues feeding:
1 minute later he tps top:
and died again LOL
Daggius then missed a stun on all 3 heroes and dies again… at tower.
But here is the best of the match. There are literally 5 heroes middle. Our carry, Swiftblade, is free farming top. Our entire team is at the tower, and Daggius runs in to stun LOL:
hahahaah worst witch slayer ever hahaha
Thankfully wac got like 3 quad kills and we won.
Pub Trash Profiled 3: Sai/Speedohdk
Pubtrash 1 and 2 were Swindlemelnozz/Menacing 666. Pub trash is like some kind of ever evolving cockroach; as such, the most effective way to deal with pub trash is just stomp to them.
Sai:
There is this guy named Sai. He’s basically some no name pub that sits in his own hosted 1700 games. He used to play on East under ‘xSai’ and his skill level was akin to the fermenting shit at the bottom of a septic tank. He was the lowest denominator in any credible invite in-house league in DotA. I had the misfortune of playing with him before, and it’s usually him doing poorly because he’s horrible and playing with 3 other horrible friends. They then pause the game and break out into a circle-jerk middle lane. I think my multi-account stomp count on this faggot is about 5, each time with his poor performance on carry leading to an easy win for my team. My team is too busy drooling over themselves as the mindless turds they are, awaiting my every command. Once I teach them the basics as “Don’t Stack Stuns” or “Don’t Play with your Urine in Fights”, the monkey army manages to take him and win. He feasts off 1650s and barely holds decent stats.
Typical Game with Sai: He solos or plays a lane which he is babysat in. From here, he does really basic stuff that works against bad players. If the players he is facing are good, he is easily outplayed and stomped. Repeat over and over, and you can barely break 1800 with your best pals. This kid is a raunchy fucking newb.
Speedohdk
There is something inherently wrong with a player that holds a 3.3 kdr and 180 creep kills a game and only has 59% win ratio. That can’t be possible. It’s not possible at all, but this guy has managed it. Falling from PSR grace after Testie left and he could no longer just sit in the well and win games without trying, you’ll find this legendary dumpster sitting in his 1750 games, getting rocked by JohnnyUtah middle. How the fuck do you have a 3.3 kdr and lose middle with Soul Stealer. How is this possible? How does this guy play Kraken so much? What the fuck this guy doesn’t even make sense at all. Why doesn’t he ever play any credible games except publics? Kraken works there, too. My theory is he just rices all game, shows up as carry, ks’s and then afk’s at the well every game and loses. There is no possible way to stat pad that much and lose that often. My head is going to explode because I can’t analyze a donkey with those stats and heroes.
