Can’t win the traditional way?
If you cant win the traditional way, you can always try to votekick the opposing team. This game was -em, so of course, i’m back at home to buy a heart recipe so that my rapier will always stay my rapier. Shazam! Dawglike (Tiny) tries to votekick me so my homegirl nanners throws a fireball into THD’s face to make the dragon think twice about voting. nothing says “im-too-busy-to-vote-right-now” like a fireball to the face. GIT CRUSHED Daaaaawwwwwglike.
One awesome thing though: a lot of the DotA hosting bots have been adding minor features like votekick that make HON so appealing. Some bots even allow forfeiting.
Way better Dota/HoN Valentine’s Day poem not written by a dumpy newb
In your new Radiance you look so fine,
won’t you be my Valentine?
Meet me at the Secret Shop,
You can suck my lollipop.
I wanna see your item slots,
every one gives me the hots.
Two Ultimate Orbs makes a Skadi
and thinking ’bout you gives me a fatty.
You can hold my Black King Bar,
I’ll shove it down you oh so far.
Let’s take a Steam Bath for two,
before my Magmus to erupts all over you.
Scared me with your Nether Blast,
got real mad when I came too fast.
Left her lane like a pub dumpster,
kept worrying other dudes might hump her.
But it aint the same just crushing newbs
when all I can think of are her boobs.
I’ll come back to you when I’m real farmed,
cuz you’ve got me just so, so charmed.
Your Heartstopper Aura drains all my life,
‘my soul is yours’ if you’ll be my wife.
Tell me I’m the only one,
then I’ll carry you just for fun.
Together we’ll gain 5 PSR,
before we bang in the back of my car.
Want to woo your special-online-gaming-someone? SOME SPECIAL VALENTINES POEMS
If you are wondering why most of these are directed towards girls, it’s because girls don’t need pick-up lines, they just flash guys and guys tag along NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Either that or they’re gay.
Just read one of these FANTASTIC poems to your special somebody on Valentines and get ready to be jumping that monkey!
*Read disclaimer @ bottom*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just destroyed my throne?
Well then Fuck You
** WARNING NOT MEANT FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE **
Roses are red
Violets aren’t black
But some people are
** WARNING NOT MEANT FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE **
Ok seriously now
Roses are red
Violets aren’t black
I’ll carry you babe
Jump in my backpack
** MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T FAIL AT CARRY HEROES **
Roses are red
& they don’t smell
Don’t go to the Legion
Let’s go down to hell
** MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO GO ON HELLBOURNE SIDE **
Roses are red
& can be white
Lady you can stalk me
All through the night
** MEANT FOR NIGHTSTALKER PLAYERS*
You have an aura
That enamors me to you
Bitten by love chill
** MEANT FOR CRYSTAL MAIDEN PLAYERS & ITS A HAIKU **
Roses are red
Dinosaurs are gone
I love DotA
Way more then HoN
** YOU SHOULD ADD BUT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN DOTA AT THE END **
Poems do suck
Lets be frank
But you initiate
I’m coming to gank 
** MAKE SURE YOU WINK AT YOUR SPECIAL SOMEONE SO THEY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN & IF THEY DONT THEN THEY’RE BAD **
*DISCLAIMER* WARNING! You may actually not be jumping the monkey after reading your special someone these poems.
