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New, cutting-edge method for measuring the badness of noobs

Here at Dotally Rad, our elite team of scientists and engineers have made a massive breakthrough in the study of noob behavior. This great work has yielded a new formula to quantify the fail of any noob playing Enigma:

(Distance from Black Hole to nearest enemy) / (Number of enemies caught in Black Hole) = Noob Badness Index

As you can see in the example below, the distance to nearest enemy is already a staggering figure, perhaps as much as 700 range in this instance.  However, when calculating Noob Badness Index, what really matters is the number in the denominator.  Notice that since there are no enemies caught in the Black Hole, we are dividing by zero, which means this noob is INFINITELY BAD!  Stay tuned for further results as we learn more in this exciting field.

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