New, cutting-edge method for measuring the badness of noobs

Here at Dotally Rad, our elite team of scientists and engineers have made a massive breakthrough in the study of noob behavior. This great work has yielded a new formula to quantify the fail of any noob playing Enigma:

(Distance from Black Hole to nearest enemy) / (Number of enemies caught in Black Hole) = Noob Badness Index

As you can see in the example below, the distance to nearest enemy is already a staggering figure, perhaps as much as 700 range in this instance.  However, when calculating Noob Badness Index, what really matters is the number in the denominator.  Notice that since there are no enemies caught in the Black Hole, we are dividing by zero, which means this noob is INFINITELY BAD!  Stay tuned for further results as we learn more in this exciting field.


Drop some G's in that hole

HEH boats on its way in too

HEH boat's on its way in too

TylerG makes a good big spoon, epic dagon rip, Black Holes for all, AND MORE

torn up

epic Dagon rip; sn0wfl4ke gets torn up

Black Holes for all

Black Holes for all; someone insert the shocker

TylerG makes a good big spoon

TylerG makes a good big spoon

The mini-nigmas go at it

mini-nigmas go at it

New Black Hole not enough to carry Bleak in DXD game

The new Black Hole in version 6.54 is apparently a real crowd pleaser (although I think it looks worse than the old one). The Sentinel would need more than special effects though as they fell to the Scourge, mostly due to a Vladmirs- and Butterfly-equipped Anti-Mage by RidesaRaider, who went 14-1. Bleak scored more creeps than the Scourge team but had no chance as his team was torn up repeatedly by Scourge ganks that gave their Anti-Mage space to get strong. That and TinyJim didn’t pass 3-0 cs until 20 minutes.

The new Black Hole animation in 6.54

The new Black Hole animation in 6.54.

Tiny Jim rocks a cool 3-0 creep score 20 minutes into the game (with five neutrals)

TinyJim rocks a cool 3-0 creep score 19 minutes into the game (with five neutrals).

Thanks for the Black Hole

Xen.mgsx wins support player of the week for being clutch with Enigma. Yes, someone played support in a DXD game. Holy shit call the press. Ring ring. Hello? Yes this is the motha fuckin press. DOTALLY RAD.

Quadruple kill brought to you by SOMEONE PLAYING SUPPORT IN DXD GG