Dotally Rad salutes chicken parades
Whether you’re doing it G[o]Dz style, sending them in single-file to their execution, or just plain mobbing it with a couple barns worth of the fuckers, chicken parading is definitely the cheekiest way to shame your opponents. Bleak took it to the next level, selling all his items and massing chickens in a DXD when we only had one set of the other team’s raxes down. It took us an extra 30 mins to win, but do I have to say it was definitely worth it?
Bleak gets ballsy.
A single-file chicken parade.
Tactical play? Team takes top raxes while couriers distract mid.
Pudge wars, DotA style!
There’s something happening yaaaaaa. What it is isn’t exactly clear.
Hey guys, whatsup. I haven’t written up in awhile so I thought I would give it a try again. Today I had the most amazingly fun game — inspired by Daggius and his crazy AiArShSc antics. All I have to say APSH – Pudge is the mode of Gods. Everyone should play this in their short life times. Please?
Pudge Wars anyone?
Some randomness here that I figure I would post, didn’t really have the time before. =p
Daggius and Bleak worst Dota enemies IMO. He is such an emo faggot. He also gits crushed by GIANT BLOODSEEEEEEEEEEEKER
Yes Daggius did infact, lose the game to my carry BS. PS: I had raped him so hard that he cried to his mother afterwards =(. True story.
I just got told to basically shut the fuck up. No worries. No worries. Still, I am not as gay as Daggius and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. He needs to learn to play Zeus or let me solo my SP. Nig, the war is on. I told you =p
Anyhow, night guys. Zzz working 11 hour days sucks balls.
A Rap for all you Niggas out there
It’s the start of the game you’re starting to run
You’re deaths have begun
I’ve started my fun
You’ll be crying when my game is won
I’ll be doing work on your buns
New game, new name
New lane, new pain
Hiding in trees unleashing arrows like rain
Even more ninja than Batman’s Bruce Wayne
Meepo comes right out of the fog
I say “hey, I should post this on the blog”
An earthbind or two, maybe four or three
I got you pleading on both of your knees
Back and forth, left and right
Dancing Meepos the entire fight
Moving so quick, you don’t know what you’re on
You’re cut from the team like the grass on your lawn
Moving my Meepos fast and quick
Poof you all, then you’re sucking my dick
The entire fight, you can’t see me clearly
This sends you a message: You need to fear me
If you can’t stop it, you need to run
I get some kills, cop it for fun
Your dead corpse, mop it son
I got my gun, cocked it hun
There ain’t anyone ever near me
Because everyone always fears me
They know I’m comin’ so they run
They keep runnin’ till they know my game is won
You need some ownage? I’m bringing a shipment
Got more gold
Loads of equipment
Get you spooked till you’re cold
All my own, it never gets old
Once again, your team is dead
Filled with the gun filled with the lead
I’ve managed to get gold to cop some treads
You’ll sleep in a grave, not in a bed
I come out of the trees, force you to flee
Soon I’ll have your throne or tree
Sentinel, Scourge, I’ll be on the verge
Of killing you even when I’m purged
Running round the map with perma invis
I’m so good at killing some call me a wiz
Sneak up behind you with my imba backstab
Rhymes go harder than Mistah FABs
Push the creeps to kill your Ancient of War
Got you spooked right down to your core
Push the creeps to kill your Ancient of Lore
Hair standing up on the edge of your pores
It’s the end of the game, the pain is gone
When you buy back your gold is withdrawn
All I have to do is kill you again
Then make this rap like Lil’ Wayne
Good game, I’ve got your ancient
It says on the screen in fine print
My team has won the game
My deaths to your kills, are the same (0)
So that’s the end of my DotA rap
Maybe Bleak will think again before he talks smack
So yea, that’s my godly rap that I spent almost two hours on. I have no life. GG Bleak.
Outrun the scream GOGOGO
run, dag, run
Sure bleak (screaming crying girl IRL) just showed up to double kill me (brilliance aura IRL) and dag (rugged outdoorsman IRL), but a real pro would have found some way to get on the sentinel team. GG bleak, now i gotta play a game with naradaz
