~*~ Swindle Time ~*~

Imba teams

It was definately swindle time when DXD-Bot flopped a Bleak/daggius/LoLP2 combo one evening last week. However, things started to go South for the “dream team” when a certain lightweight on Scourge fed First Blood, denying daggius an easy trophy for his collection.

Things got worse when drunken moron Bleak left the game in the 12th minute, leaving the Scourge shorthanded. A rude Sentinel team wouldn’t draw the game. Daggius vowed to make his unsporting opponents suffer, and completing an early Dagon on Lich, he ripped up their carries repeatedly in an effort to slow their farm. Sadly, newbs on his team like LoLP2 weren’t bringing the type of quality game needed to forge a convincing come-from-behind victory, and the game began to slip out of reach. Finally, Karma threw the trailing Scourge team a massive bone when Sentinel player zephboy lagged out in the 38th minute, evening the teams to four vs. four.

Teams are evened

The newly inspired Scourge team took command of the match and fought on, knowing their Phantom Assassin and Chaos Knight could carry in late game.

Can't complain about a 1596 Crit

The Scourge pressed on and won the game, having survived through a teammate drop in the 12th minute to taste late game glory.

Take notes kinpin: 32 assist Lich played a part in 76% of Scourge's kills GG

Dota Friend

Alright, so due to popular demand I am going to make the Dota Friends rap again. Though this is just an attempt to share the genius.

Bleak and Daggius are the best of friends
Getting lots of Dagons till the very end
One time Bleak was farmin’ it good
He owned that Centaur like he should

Daggius was wondering what the fek
All he could farm was a 50 minute mek
(OWNED!)
Bleak was wandering around the map
Yelling at the newbs, telling em they’re crap

Hangin’ with my Dota Friend
Laughing and playing even though he likes men
Jesus Christ even envies the playin’
He gets people who git owned, prayin.

Haha, alright. Thats very different from what I had but if you gave me some time I’d be able to replicate it better than morphling.

On to the reason I decided to post this. In a humiliating defeat, the sentinel were all crying that for once — me and Daggius were on the same team. If you don’t believe me you’d have all the right not to. With Daggius’ Viper and Bleak’s mad hooking skills our pathetic team got carried.

This is why you dont put me and Dag on the same teams niggas.

Alright, this made me laugh a little. This guy is our number one fan apparently. Pretty cool that we inspire the public to even talk to us about it. Makes me pretty happy to be something apart of.

So to you, sir Q_ology I give you the right to be the number one fan of DotallyRad.

And on this note good night guys.
Yes FarmBitch is a troll. We have proof.

New Black Hole not enough to carry Bleak in DXD game

The new Black Hole in version 6.54 is apparently a real crowd pleaser (although I think it looks worse than the old one). The Sentinel would need more than special effects though as they fell to the Scourge, mostly due to a Vladmirs- and Butterfly-equipped Anti-Mage by RidesaRaider, who went 14-1. Bleak scored more creeps than the Scourge team but had no chance as his team was torn up repeatedly by Scourge ganks that gave their Anti-Mage space to get strong. That and TinyJim didn’t pass 3-0 cs until 20 minutes.

The new Black Hole animation in 6.54.

TinyJim rocks a cool 3-0 creep score 19 minutes into the game (with five neutrals).

DXD. This is why I am awesome.

*Theme song My generation – The Who*

First of all, let me tell you all d-dddownnnnnnnn. I was in the bottom 5, always without a fr-fr-frown. 10-23 in the league st-st-stats. Now I am owning all those fffat cats. People try and pppppush me aside! I just smile and own em with tttttide. My Dota Nation, it’s my DotA nation babyyyyyyyy. Yeah.

In all seriousness though. People honestly were getting pissed off at me, I know, it’s a shocker. Really. The thing is no one knows who I am anymore. *Cough* I am new and improved — Just without the shittalked. LOL, okay thats a lie too. I still shittalk. Fuck you Faggius.

I have mods all over my ass telling me I am getting banned, but the thing is I was only playing the same way my teammates were playing — absolutely RETARDED. I guess I have to start trying. :<

-Bleak Muthafucking Owns.