Nasty Chrismatas

i just played with the worst player in the world. His name is Nasty Christmas. I was honestly afk for the first nine minutes of the game before i randomed luna. At 18 minutes, Nasty and I had this conversation:

clearly i have jumped on the "be-mean-to-noobs" band wagon.

That’s right, folks, he was feeding and noobing so bad that in 9 minutes i had already passed him in levels. I also netted myself a kill on a level 6 vengeful spirit whilst I was level 1, but that is a story of pro, and this is clearly a story of noob.

Continuing . . . during his epicly bad dota game, Nasty also had these gems to share with us:

I would have thought most noobs would have ignored such a non-conspicuous remark such as “rune,” but this guy wants to learn. Too bad edaindil didnt know either.

At least he has perfect grammar and punctuation (complete with capitalization).

a common mistake

So the point is, Nasty, dont quit playing dota. Practice and you might get better. Then you will see that it’s not a band wagon of noob hate. Its the way video games have been played since the first 2v2 pong tournament when the Vigoss of pong randomed Deathbyme as a partner and had to chew him out for not knowing up from down. If you dont know who Vigoss is, go play the Sims.

But, Nasty, I dont want to let you off easily by saying that you can get better. The bottom line is that you suck and you lost us the game. My nine-minute afk had nothing to do with it.

AMERICA . . . FUCK YEAAA

Some people watch fireworks to celebrate the 4th of July. Prawnage and I decided to pub bash on foreigners. DOTA 6.52e AP USA vs THE WORLD!!!!!! Warning: racial slurs incoming.

The first game was a simple 2v2 only mid versus some canadians:

Trickier than you would think

Why tricky? Because they went Lich +Enigma to deny the crap out of us. Fucking Northies, but no problem for jungle axe and arcane ring beastmaster. it was touch and go there for a while. and by touch and go, i mean 13-0 sentinal. GG.

But finding a game after that was harder than you would think. SG only seems to show up when you dont want them. We settled for the next best thing, a 5v1 only mid mexican bash:

anyway, miguel rocked. the axe didnt:

just goes to show you that everyday, even on America’s birthday, ESPECIALLY on America’s birthday, noobs will be playing dota.