New, cutting-edge method for measuring the badness of noobs

Here at Dotally Rad, our elite team of scientists and engineers have made a massive breakthrough in the study of noob behavior. This great work has yielded a new formula to quantify the fail of any noob playing Enigma:

(Distance from Black Hole to nearest enemy) / (Number of enemies caught in Black Hole) = Noob Badness Index

As you can see in the example below, the distance to nearest enemy is already a staggering figure, perhaps as much as 700 range in this instance.  However, when calculating Noob Badness Index, what really matters is the number in the denominator.  Notice that since there are no enemies caught in the Black Hole, we are dividing by zero, which means this noob is INFINITELY BAD!  Stay tuned for further results as we learn more in this exciting field.

Occupational hazard

a thousand games of Dota and I still had no idea this hole was here, waiting to trap me

Decline of the Ancients

Cause people get crushed when me & Dagg roll around

"1000 games a season and is still a pub"

Skip to 1:30 for start of great music to Monster’s fail

See also: Milkfat’s Morphling (below), another classic by allaemx

Stentorian gets diagnosed with bad