DRD Rules as I Understand Them

In my many years as a Hon/Dota “wife” I have decided to contribute what I understand the DRD team rules to be.  Take them as you will but after waking up at 4 am to the sounds of HoN absurdities, I think I can speak to this clan’s mantra as well as anyone else.

1) In WaC we trust– don’t play without him or risk getting owned.
2) Shitslam fat nerd dumpster newbs. No exceptions. Pub down.
3) Don’t worry about raven getting mad because it’s inevitable. he’s a virgin….sexual frustration. enough said.
4) Never play hammy
5) If you let hammy play, only let him play pudge because otherwise he feeds.
6) Abbreviate everything humanly possible. csb. tldr. inb4. ttyl. gtfo.
7) Utilize a ridiculous vernacular that seeps over into your normal life so that your girlfriend starts getting so pissed off that you are trying to “troll” her.
8 ) NO ONE CARES BRO

…. to be continued.

Merry Crushmas from Dotally Rad

Happy crushing, friends.

Merry Crushmas

quintuple kill np

get crushhhhhhhhed

kinky Puck build pays off

quadruple kill Viper

rehab gets stuck in trees, costing the game

Midas Veno claims another victim?

nice bounce

"Pudge is bait"

lewl

rolled

heavy game

dreadfail brings weak shit, gets crushed

This scrub got knocked out at level three behind his own tower

In other news, my 61 year old dad demolished me in a 5K fun run today. FAIL. Although I beat him for the 1st mile. GG.