Mid Wars in a Nutshell

No Parking in Front of the Dumpster

Above: the actual sign posted on the basement door at KingRaven’s parents house, where he lives.

Note: despite containing 2 useless internet memes, this post was not made by 1337Beast.

Everyone rides Jangbang’s 3-20 Doctor Repulsor like the village bicycle

Wandering unsuspectingly into a TMM game, the most annoying player in HoN gets hopelessly dumpstered by a gang of giggling morons.

Raven calls out the Empath (MADCAST 7)

GOD DOG IT!!!

Heh so I was playing pickup soccer at lunch n this European guy was there n every time he would miss a pass or mess up a play somehow he would just yell out “DOG BITE IT!!!!!!” in this thick Scandinavian accent. FUCKING HILARIOUS. Who even says that? This was cracking me up for a while until it escalated to the next level after he missed another shot on goal: “GOD DOG IT!!!!!!!!!! FRICK!” he bellowed, slamming his thigh with his fists. HAHAHAHAHA, tbh I wanted to drop Gs on him, what a guy, I love it.