Everyone rides Jangbang’s 3-20 Doctor Repulsor like the village bicycle
Wandering unsuspectingly into a TMM game, the most annoying player in HoN gets hopelessly dumpstered by a gang of giggling morons.
GOD DOG IT!!!
Heh so I was playing pickup soccer at lunch n this European guy was there n every time he would miss a pass or mess up a play somehow he would just yell out “DOG BITE IT!!!!!!” in this thick Scandinavian accent. FUCKING HILARIOUS. Who even says that? This was cracking me up for a while until it escalated to the next level after he missed another shot on goal: “GOD DOG IT!!!!!!!!!! FRICK!” he bellowed, slamming his thigh with his fists. HAHAHAHAHA, tbh I wanted to drop Gs on him, what a guy, I love it.
Dumpster newb 2k [XFIN] 1-10 Electrician gets put away
Time to reset that overrated poll cuz there’s a new garbage heap in town. Soak it up, nerds. This waytosexy kid tries to Brized it up mid with some dweeb Electrician shit so we send two there and stand behind the creep wave. Pub gets mad and heads bottom to so we send Vind after him to sing Christmas carols all over his nerd cs. Smackdowns were falling from the sky and at one point Delita22 chased a Bristleback for over 3 minutes before giving him the full hammyton with his 8 inch corrupted disciple. Now I hope he learned to put that PSR back and get back down to 1800 where big dumpsters can run free without getting tossed in the nerd landfill this easy; it’s like big game hunting from an Apache helicopter when slob newbs get that overrated.
Bdiz on 21 game winning streak

Stock Bdiz photo
This nerd is outa control. Bdiz hasn’t lost since last month, when EG handed him two in a row. Since then he’s picked up 74 PSR playing with 3-4 of his clanmates every single game. If you want 2000+ PSR then clearly this is the way to do it. He’s played Glacius 9 times since then. One can only imagine the sweaty masturbation sessions he has while visiting his Maide HoN stats page 3-4 times daily. But wait, WHAT’S THIS?
| November 21 03:00 | eG |
vs. | SK |
WILL THIS GOSUGAMERS MATCH PUT AN END TO THE STREAK?

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