HoN Personalities and their Celebrity Lookalikes

KingRaven : Steve Ward, Host of VH1′s Tough Love

PapaDrayich : Mr. Clean, Sanitation Spokesman

Bdiz: Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer

Honcast CBO Adolph Santorine : Balphagore from HoN

Loda : Brek Shea of FC Dallas

MSI.Duqi : Uncle Fester of The Addams Family

Milkfat : Bloodseeker from DotA

Chu : Hermes from Futurama

AngryTestie : Frodo Baggins from LOTR

Send in your photos or URLs of pictures of known HoN or Dota community members for PART 2 of Celebrity Lookalikes! MAIL@DOTALLYRAD.COM

Milkfat says he will be the best LoL player in 90 days, gets free LoL hookup; community gets pissed, rips on him; Riot renigs gift

Milkfat publicly bet he will be the best League of Legends player in 90 days time on his new blog.  Others beg to differ.  Shikyo ripped him on Starcraft forums saying,

“Milkfat actually was barely mediocre at HoN(was in a competitive top 10 team but the scene isn’t all that big and he imo wasn’t anything special). Also I’ve never heard of him in SC or WC3. Saying that he won’t even become decent. Just overhype over an average player.”

Consensus is that Milkfat just hops around between games, becoming proficient and hyping the crap out of himself before finding a new conquest.  He is also a hall of famer for gayest picture on gayorfrench.com.

The LoL community was up in arms about Riot Games hooking Milkfat up with 450,000 free Riot Points (RP) and Influence Points (IP), which are what you use to unlock different heroes and skins in the game, and normally take a player lots of money and time to get.  Apparently Pendragon’s no stranger to preferential treatment and hooks up his friends all the time.  In this case its for a ex-HoN player who’s sure to make plenty of noise about himself and convert players (cha ching).

After all the tears, Riot had to take the points back to save face and topics on Milkfat are being mass deleted from LoL forums.  Cute stuff.

Milkfat forges on.  Does he really need 90 days?

Milkfat gets dumped on by George Lopez

Source – http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft/news/12537-milkfat-on-lopez-tonight-i-named-my-niece-luna

Milkfat, captain of Team MILK, was at the E3 Expo back in June. He was caught up by a reporter from the TBS show Lopez Tonight.

In a stereotype nerd guessing contest, contestants were to guess if Milkfat ever named a pet after a gaming character.

- “No, but I named my niece after one,” says Milkfat. “My favorite character in DotA is Luna Moonfang, and so they were trying to think of names for the baby and so since he’s Mexican and she’s Hawaiian, I was like ‘Oh, why don’t you name the baby Luna, you know after the moon’, but little they know is that I was actually naming it after my favorite character.”

George Lopez, quick at jumping on the stereotype bandwagon, made a joke about the MILK player’s nickname.

- “Milkfat is a perfect name for this dude, chances of getting a date – 2 percent,” said Lopez.

Link provides a hilarious video to provide proof, and really Sam, 6 figures? so lol worthy

The Man Behind the Legend: Milkfat

Milkfat: thanks for joining us here at Dotally Rad.  How are you today?

I am great! Long time fan of Dotally Rad and always happy to be a part of it.

Well let’s jump right into things. Now your name, Milkfat the Legend: what’s the story behind it? Whenever someone talks about you, it isn’t just Milkfat, but Milkfat “the Legend”. How did you attain the status of being legendary; what makes you so legendary?

Oh gosh… To be honest I don’t know your gonna have to ask my friends.

Being the spectacular bloggers we are here at Dotally Rad we did just that. By facebook stalking Milkfat we sent a question to some of his closest friends and members in the competitive scene and this is what we got back on what makes Milkfat a Legend.

“I always knew Milkfat was a great person based on his natural charm, quick wit, dashing good looks, and heart of gold, but I never took his claims of being a “legend” seriously. Really though, how could some kid who plays computer games for a living be a considered a “legend?” But as he has done with every one of my doubts about him, Milkfat proved me wrong a few months ago during a trip we took with our friends to New York City. After making quick work of a couple different rap battles in Times Square, Milkfat led the way to Jay-Z’s famous 40/40 Club, scoring us a private table through an old DotA connection. After being seated 30 minutes, we were approached by none other than Sean “Puffy” Combs, aka Diddy, who asked Milkfat for an autograph. While the rest of us were star struck, Milkfat calmly posed for a few pictures with the “Bad Boy” and signed an autograph. Diddy insisted that the autograph was for his son (a huge DotA fan).” -Borna Mohabbatizadeh

“Sam ‘Milkfat’ Braithwaite: the man, the myth, the legend. The man. Sam is the man because of the aura he exudes wherever he is. From parties to chat channels, whenever he enters a room heads turn in his direction and he becomes the topic of every conversation. The myth. Sam is shroud in a haze of controversy. So many rumors have been spread such that they have integrated with the true stories of Milkfat. When you hear an outrageous amazing story about Sam, you question its truth and say to yourself that it can’t be true. But thats what makes him a legend. Even the most ridiculous tall tales of Milkfat, you soon find out are the truth and you realize that this guy is a legend.” -Adam Martinazzi

“When I first met Milkfat I took him for a cocky white kid that sucked at HoN. Eventually he ended up bring pretty decent and an even better guy. For me Milkfat’s legendary status is from how he presents himself. Being a professional gamer is hard work and requires hours upon hours a day of training. The fact that Milkfat is as good as he is and maintains his physique in real life is jaw dropping. What other pro gamer models by day and crushes by night. Nobody, the guy is a Legend.” -`Pokedex from team LOADED

“Milkfat achieved legendary status in my eyes the moment he single handedly changed the meta game of DotA. Milkfat became so good and so precise with his bloodseeker that it was an instant ban no matter who he was against. I mean bloodseeker was an AWFUL hero in DotA. He was never picked once in a competitive game until Milkfat came along. My favorite memory of Milkfat would have to be at UCSD Winterfest Finals when MILK went against EG in the finals. Demon banned BS the first two games but forgot on the last and Milkfat rolled EG with his 37-3 bloodseeker and ended up winning the entire tournament. He will forever be remembered for that and in my opinion that’s what makes a Legend” -Bdiz of SK Gaming

Life of a Legend.

Okay, moving on then… So last time we talked you wanted to open up your own line of LAN centers across the US and have them focus and support competitive gaming. Any updates?

Everything’s going great actually. I was a little set back and stressed because this was my first time doing anything like it but I finally got everything on track and my first store is set to launch in September and the location is going to be in Fountain Valley, California. My main goal of these centers is to promote professional gaming in the USA. I have some contracts with some major companies and even have pledges from S2 to throw some pretty big cash tournaments over the next year or so.

Well let’s move away from gaming for a bit and focus more on what makes you… well you. When I was going through your facebook I saw a lot of pictures of you in Africa. What’s the story behind that?

After I graduated High School I moved to Kenya and lived with the Massai tribe for a bit. I went with a medical team and helped build an orphanage, administer medicine, and do some research on HIV/AIDS. Since I was a kid I have been actively involved in the fight against AIDS so I was finally able to live my dream and get a hands on experience helping the people that need it the most. Once my LAN center opens I will be having a yearly tournament called “Gamers Give Back” in which I will be raising money to send to the tribe that I stayed with but we will get into that once it opens!

Wow! That must have truly been a life-changing experience. So Milkfat, what is the most memorable thing a fan has ever done for you?

Hmmm…. The first time I ever realized I had a fan was pretty awesome. On Halloween a long time ago two kids came to my parents house dressed as Prince Arthas and Grom Hellscream. My parents laughed at their costumes and said they were almost as nerdy as their son and asked if they ever had heard of me(I often bragged I was famous and they never believed me). Once my parents told them that Milkfat lived here the kids went insane and rushed inside begging me to sign their Frostmourne sword. I’m not sure who was more excited me or them!!

While that was funny that most memorable experience I have ever had in my entire life was when I was contacted by the “Make a Wish Foundation”. One little boy(name excluded) wrote to the foundation and his final wish was that he could spend a day with me playing games and hanging out. The foundation made it happen and it was honestly the most humbling experience I have ever had in my entire life. He really was the sweetest kid ever. Rest in peace buddy <3.

What a truly touching story.  So I was recently reading your blog and saw the pictures of you at the Laker game 7 with floor seats! How did you pull that off?!

Shoutout to George Lopez!!! I was at E3 all week promoting my LAN and another company that I work for and I ran into George Lopez who interviewed me for his TV show called “Lopez Tonight”. I hooked him up with tickets to Videogames Live and in return he gave me Laker’s tickets.

Now this isn’t the first time you’ve been spotted with celebrities. There’s pictures of you with Jay Z, Magic Johnson, and numerous other celebs.  You were even in a couple of “The OC” episodes. I heard that your newest song is going to be recorded with a famous artist in the industry.  Is that true?

I am coming out with a couple new songs. My newest is actually called “Don’tcha” its a remake of the PussyCat Dolls song. It’s going to be a HoN parody song that will hopefully rival “I Love DotA”. But after that I am doing a song with someone big but it’s a surprise! I gave a hint about who it’s going to be in my gosugamers interview so we will see if anyone catches on and figures out who it is.

Okay, last question: You recently moved to HoN from DotA. How do you feel about the game and the community?

I love HoN! It’s an amazing game and I love S2 as a company. The community it ok… People don’t understand me or the sarcasm I bring to the competitive scene yet so they still see me as a huge douchebag which is pretty fun sometimes but once they realize what I am all about I think they will enjoy MILK a little bit more as a team. The competitive scene is great as well. Each team is unique and all the players are hilarious and fun to play with. Shoutout to trixi for raping me mid.

Thanks for stopping by Milkfat, it’s always a pleasure to have you! Any last shoutouts?

First and foremost shoutout to Jessica C. for allowing me to date her spectacular sister. Shoutout to the Kawahara family for the constant support. Shoutout to Borna for the lulz, my family, zabe, ace jr, and of course shoutout to the one and only Panman.

Matchmaking Scoop

The latest Hon Patch (1.02) unfortunately switched from using the always fun Banning Draft (BD) mode back to the oppressively boring Banning Pick (BP) mode for Solo Matchmaking.  If you love seeing the same heroes and bans every game, wasting an extra three minutes before the game not playing but making these turds of picks, or otherwise having a terrible experience then you are stoked about this change.  Sure BP might be the best mode for competitive team tournaments, but Solo Matchmaking should use a different mode, and BD was working great for it!  Support BD or at least something other than BP for Solo Matchmaking on Hon Forums.

Something else that was changed: S2 added a maximum spread to the games so you don’t end up in games with people whose ratings are really different from yours.  Now games can take 10 or more minutes to start instead of 1-2, and no more steamrolling noobs .  Check out some players I was placed with one game in the old setting:

A 1300 along with two 1200s and two 1000s; the kind of epic garbage that makes KingRaven’s Chronos look good.  Dumping on pubs this bad is most of the reason my ranked stats are 16-1 right now, and damn that shit was fun.

Alas, even with competition this terribad Clan Milk International’s leader, Milkfat, still felt the need to stack the teams to swindle some wins.  Private Investigator and Solace wannabe “Zerak” dug up some great dirt showing Milkfat stacking teams with his goons who would either try really hard or intentionally feed the way to a Milkfat victory depending on which team they ended up on.  (It’s pretty easy to get in the same matchmaking game with people you know by hitting the search button at the same time, since it is a not a popular setting yet.)  Check out this tantalizing excerpt:

But then you start to notice that the same two players are repeatedly showing up in this guys Match Making games “MadFred” and “PanMan”. And in every game where they’re not on the same team as Milkfat they feed to a more or less obvious degree, from grabbing 4 homecoming stones at game start to repeatedly port out and run into the enemy tower. Or just standing still whenever getting ganked by Milkfat.