Clan Milk "Swindle Squad" ripped up 58-39

Needless to say, talk of swindle was in the air when the DXD bot placed all three Clan Milk players on the same team. However, 21-4-20 and 22-5-10 performances by daggius and feared- elevated a heavily newb-laden Scourge team to a tremendous victory. The game was perhaps best characterized by the relentless pounding in the bum of daggius’s Viper on Milkfat’s Sniper, a rivalry that began in the middle lane before manifesting itself in ganks on all parts of the map as Milkfat searched helplessly for free farm. None could be found. Overall, daggius went 16-2 against Clan Milk players. GOT MILK? Feared-’s Weaver was equally impressive. Nurturing a spree 17 kills long for much of the game, he fed heavily on Sentinel players, especially the horribly incompetant NTD.ManhaE-, who went 1-10 in this individual matchup. The.new.me. played respectable support, earning 22 assists for the Scourge team with his Dagon Zeus. After a slow start, Milkfat found his footing later in the game, amassing 16 kills with a Lothar’s Edge and MKB in a surge that was, unfortunately for Clan Milk, too little too late.

Milkfat's early farming efforts were thwarted by ninja-ganks like this one at the nearest-to-base Creep Camp.

Milkasaurusrex spent 12 minutes dead, nearly one fifth of the game.

As the feed became insurmountable, excuses began to flow.

Pimp my Viper.

Replay: http://www.dota-allstars.com/replay/54364/index.html

Put the Javelin where it belongs: in the trash

Who’s shitty idea was it to add another pointless damage item to the game that people only get as a stepping stone for a bigger item? No one ever gets a Javelin just to get a Javelin, because it sucks. They only get a Javelin to make a Monkey King Bar. And if they did want to get a Javelin, they could just get a Claymore instead since at 1400 gold, it costs the same as Claymore and does essentially the same thing (deals damage and that’s it). Why not just delete the item from the game and use two Claymores to make MKB? Or better yet, just make MKB the old way with a Demon Edge and a Quarterstaff. Yes, the Javelin is a pointless addition to the game that only complicates things. From the name, you’d expect it to do something cool like launch projectiles that spear people, but no, it’s just another needless damage item.

Get out of Dota. You suck!