Just read one of these FANTASTIC poems to your special somebody on Valentines and get ready to be jumping that monkey!

*Read disclaimer @ bottom*

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just destroyed my throne?

Well then Fuck You

** WARNING NOT MEANT FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE **

Roses are red

Violets aren’t black

But some people are

** WARNING NOT MEANT FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE **

Ok seriously now

Roses are red

Violets aren’t black

I’ll carry you babe

Jump in my backpack

** MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T FAIL AT CARRY HEROES **

Roses are red

& they don’t smell

Don’t go to the Legion

Let’s go down to hell

** MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO GO ON HELLBOURNE SIDE **

Roses are red

& can be white

Lady you can stalk me

All through the night

** MEANT FOR NIGHTSTALKER PLAYERS*

You have an aura

That enamors me to you

Bitten by love chill

** MEANT FOR CRYSTAL MAIDEN PLAYERS & ITS A HAIKU **

Roses are red

Dinosaurs are gone

I love DotA

Way more then HoN

** YOU SHOULD ADD BUT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN DOTA AT THE END **

Poems do suck

Lets be frank

But you initiate

I’m coming to gank

** MAKE SURE YOU WINK AT YOUR SPECIAL SOMEONE SO THEY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN & IF THEY DONT THEN THEY’RE BAD **

*DISCLAIMER* WARNING! You may actually not be jumping the monkey after reading your special someone these poems.