Prawnage gets dumpstered

Pulled a routine 4 for 1 outa the big play handbook by slapping down a Turn 5 Turn to Slag on his Crystbearer + 3 equipments. Don’t you know not to put all your eggs in one basket son? Poor guy knocked outa the draft for the second time by highlight reel plays.
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Dubious item choices lead to 115 minute game

THANKS A LOT IFLEE. We could have ended the game at a LEISURELY 70 minutes, but instead you went off to rice Butterfly and Mjollnir ON TREANT PROTECTOR! Then you’d show up every battle after we already died, feed 1v5, say something emo and go back to farming.

Summary of idiotic builds that resulted in a two hour game:

kinpin: Soul Booster, Guinsoo & half a Shivas (Zeus)

daggius: mass Wraith Bands & Vladmirs (Syllabear), Power Treads & five Gloves of Attack (Bear)

iFlee: Boots of Travel, Refresher, Guinsoo, Heart of Tarrasque, Mjollnir, Butterfly (Treant Protector)

Ridiculous build by iFlee

Kinpin lends his opinion

Although my build was indeed terrible and may or may not have resulted in me dying 18 times, my super-fast-attacking Entangle Bear actually kept their ridiculously-farmed Razor from ballin’ out of control. Yep, three Guinsoo’s and Double Roots just weren’t cutting it.

Shitty but amusing Syllabear build

One thing you learn from a game like this is that the Roshan that spawns at 100 minutes really doesn’t take much shit from anybody. He’s fucking huge.

19000 hit point Roshan says No Thank You to our Bounty Hunter

Props to prawnage and the Scourge for their tireless efforts, and to awwwyea for being the only person on Sentinel who didn’t pull a useless build. You can check out the replay of this game here.