Moon tells all to get on his level. Most awkward interview ever w/ tDM.

Normally I don't hustle on Christmas

But then Orbital-Dragon offerred100$, 50$, and 25$ to whoever is in 5th, 25th, and 250th place in DXD at exactly midnight on X-mas morning. 250th would be hard to swindle since there’s a lot of players in that range, but 25th and especially 5th place could be had with a timely Christmas Eve truant or Captain’s game win or loss. Of course if I end up in one of these spots, it’s surely just a coincidence. I’M NOT NAUGHTY, OKAY SANTA CLAUS?

Clan GDG has hosting bots

Clan GDG on uswest now has bots to host their games. As soon as the game is confirmed, a bot magically hosts the game with listchecker-style latency reduction. This is pretty convenient if you can’t host games yourself but want the bot to make a game for a bunch of your friends to join. The delay is decent if you’re from Socal and there aren’t a lot of GDG games going on at the same time, or Hunter’s girlfriend isn’t off making rogue downloads. If you’re like me and want to swindle the host yourself, join the game and type .unhost to have the bot abort the game, so you can host it yourself.

game hosted by GDG bot

no wonder why all of x6 says you swindle

Oh, he went there.

In between the drop hacking, map hacking, team swindling and just plain abuse allegations is the always fun one that I just plain whore my shitty host to win games. What can I say? IT’S ALL TRUE.

Slammed.

~*~ Swindle Time ~*~

Imba teams

It was definately swindle time when DXD-Bot flopped a Bleak/daggius/LoLP2 combo one evening last week. However, things started to go South for the “dream team” when a certain lightweight on Scourge fed First Blood, denying daggius an easy trophy for his collection.

Things got worse when drunken moron Bleak left the game in the 12th minute, leaving the Scourge shorthanded. A rude Sentinel team wouldn’t draw the game. Daggius vowed to make his unsporting opponents suffer, and completing an early Dagon on Lich, he ripped up their carries repeatedly in an effort to slow their farm. Sadly, newbs on his team like LoLP2 weren’t bringing the type of quality game needed to forge a convincing come-from-behind victory, and the game began to slip out of reach. Finally, Karma threw the trailing Scourge team a massive bone when Sentinel player zephboy lagged out in the 38th minute, evening the teams to four vs. four.

Teams are evened

The newly inspired Scourge team took command of the match and fought on, knowing their Phantom Assassin and Chaos Knight could carry in late game.

Can't complain about a 1596 Crit

The Scourge pressed on and won the game, having survived through a teammate drop in the 12th minute to taste late game glory.

Take notes kinpin: 32 assist Lich played a part in 76% of Scourge's kills GG