KingRaven: the 35,285th best player in The World

Where does a PSR of 1942 (122nd best in world) and a SMR of 1743 (156th in world) put you on Maide’s HoN Ranking system?  35,285th.  LOL.  Look, we all know Raven misses half his stuns and can’t use the Shift button to channel a Magmus ult and is so hard-headed that he still hasn’t learned the universal Q W E R hotkeys for hero abilities 1 through 4 and still goes into controls at the start of every single game and changes the hotkeys to what they would be for the equivalent Dota hero even though he plays HoN 8 hours a day and could have easily learned something so simple and obviously more intuitive and less prone to causing avoidable errors by now, but there’s NO WAY he’s THAT bad.

EternalEnvy’s rank with 2026 PSR (11th best)?  #2266

Fogged’s rank with 1981 PSR (43rd best)?  #3008

Kalatzen’s rank with 1968 PSR (54th best)? #35233

This ranking system is terrible because it takes into consideration useless things like SMR and TSR.  Even if you have a high SMR like Raven your rank gets dumped on for having a few leaves, since leaving games means you have less ability right?  Direct quote from the TSR page:

TSR is not meant for competitive games (scrims, clan initiations, tournaments, etc)

TSR has a optimal working PSR range of ~1400-~1750

This ranking system is terrible.  Delete it and use PSR to rank people.

Milkfat’s record-setting 65-5 Bloodseeker; slax’s fail in the final moments

Once upon a time, Milkfat set three DXD records (Fastest Max Level, Most Kills, and Longest Killing Spree) all in one epic game that is worthy of recap.  How did this happen?

• fr3shmeat (Necrolyte) failed miserably by not harassing Milkfat early on.   Milkfat cs’d like a champ, and with a few ganks from Cakes, he gained a massive advantage in the lane.
• Check out how terrible HelloKitty’s items are at 54 minutes when Milkfat got his first death.  This Zeus is free food for Milkfat whenever he wants it.  Also, did you know the guy to girl ratio in DXD is 155:1?

• Milkfat wasn’t about to push and end his glorious spree, and slax was too proud to surrender, so the game raged on for much longer than it should have.
• slax is a fucking beast, and after numerous suicide missions and buy-backs he forged an absurd comeback in which the Scourge actually got Mega creeps and nearly won.
• slax failed in the final moments by not going home to defend, and got throned by Milkfat while he tried to do the same thing on the other side of the map.  If the Scourge had managed to win this, it would have been one of the greatest comebacks ever.

HelloKitty has defense in mind, but slax goes for the Sentinel Tree instead.

fr3shmeat tries to stand between Milkfat, XssXTricky and his Throne; gets ripped up

TK-Netman goes 2-14; slax goes GODLIKE at 13 minutes

fatty in the house

terriawful 2-14

When playing terrible isn't enough

TinyJim strikes again