Bdiz is a horrific player
I don’t get it, really.
How does SK gaming continue to let this public play in their games? Bdiz never does good, ever. When is the last time anyone has heard Breaky go “Bdiz on X hero REALLY making good plays here!”. Never. He never plays anything of importance past Plague Rider because he can’t. In fact, he plays carries on his alternate account in 1550/1600 pubs (HellodotJpg) and barely manages it. He tried to toss a game and went 0-22 on my team, and still won. I shit you not. He is utterly useless at everything.
He was wildabeast in DotA. For you of those that don’t know who that is, there is a reason. He played like 3500 ladder games and was decent at DotA. Nobody gave a rats shit about Willdabeast. Because this talentless dumpster rides Testie’s dick every 1700 no ab game, he has a chip on his shoulder. When big teams come knocking, Bdiz is the first to fall behind.
So here it is. There are much better players out there and more qualified to start on the team. I could think of a few hard support (myself included) that could run circles around this talentless dick off. Truth is, he’s garbage. LOAD has Fujiapples, superior to Bdiz in every aspect of the game. They have yoda (who can only play slither), but that’s 1 more hero than this kid. MSI has Duqi who makes clutch support plays, but SK is left holding the towel on Bdiz. I literally barfed all over my keyboard watching him play Behemoth in the Semifinals of the honcast invitational. Level 10, 30+ minute dagger. Cut this baggage.
End of story.
So here is the call for action. Kick this pile of trash off the starting roster and replace him with someone that knows more than how to TP and die.
UPDATE:
My harassment of Bdiz’s landed me a 1 week forum ban on HoN forums after posting about how terrible his Behemoth was. The soft-skinned crybaby continues to hide behind the powerful when he is openly criticized for his dumpy play. Good thing Dotally Rad will never censor opinions of the trash in a good team.
UPDATE 2:
Bdiz attempts to carry – blows shit and fails. Loses to XFin LOL
Watch his fail here – http://hon.esportmedia.com/video/2010/07/19/newegg-tournament-sk-vs-xfin
Why you suck at Dota/HoN and what to do about it.
First, a lesson from The King: there are things that really have an impact in why people do not get better at these games. They’re both psychological theories, so let me delve into them.
1) Attribution Theory: Specifically, the Self-serving-Bias part of the theory that explains that humans enjoy externalizing blame and failure but taking credit for victories or positive issues. (i.e Bkid carries every game he wins, but never has a part in losing any games).
2). Diffusion of responsibility: Seen more in team games, the more people there are the less responsibility one has to perform a role, because someone else will do it (i.e lich doesn’t have to buy wards because there are 4 others on the team).
Honorable mention: Dunning-Kruger effect – “1. …individuals tend to overestimate their own level of skill (1).” You’re not 1/2 as good as you probably think you are, so go watch replays and learn.
So how do you get good at this game? Lets look at the following common mistakes.
1). Buy a TP. In The King’s time, around the fifth century, if the Visgoths were to sack one of my Roman city states, and you did not come, you would be slayed for treason. However, in today’s age, such a crime goes unpunished. Carry a tp because:
- Counter ganking really hurts the other team
- It allows for tower defenses.
- Makes ricing easier.
2). Learn your role. CM/Glacius do not farm a lane solo; they ward and gank. Sand King does not sit in a lane for 20 minutes early game. He ganks. VS does not farm a lothers, whatever the fuck that thing is ganks.
3). Grow some balls and get comfortable. You can always tell a new player in the competitive scene because they’re timid and run away. I remember one time m3rcy cussed me out in IHL. He was shortly brought to the guillotine, and given a name change to ‘tamale’. Cussing at The King results in names that reference Mexi-cants.
4). Learn item builds from better players. Sand King/Magmus always gets blink dagger and not a battlefury. SF should get blink/lothars and a bkb. etc. don’t get stuipd shit and your game will be a lot better
5). Play against better players. Sure, smashing newbs might make you feel good, but the only way to get better is to get crushed a few times. You learn a lot of tricks you never knew
6). Don’t worry about the crybabies. Every game has its swiss and yodas, lonely ugly nerds that have no prospects in life other than moving tables or doing mathematics in some far-off cubicle somewhere. Just focus on what you want to do. Always think about what you’re doing and why you’re doing it. Brainless dumpsters like Kaggo and GP_ never do this and see how good they are.
Q&A:
Dear King, how did you get so good?
Answer:
Disgusting peasant, shut your dirty orifice. The King’s time in worth its weight in gold and there will be no formal Q&A section. The King has vouchsafed enough of his precious time.
works cited, because journalistic integrity is important, thieves.
Kruger, Justin; David Dunning (1999). “Unskilled and Unaware of It: How Difficulties in Recognizing One’s Own Incompetence Lead to Inflated Self-Assessments“. Journal of Personality and Social Psychology 77 (6): 1121–34. doi:10.1037/0022-3514.77.6.1121. PMID 10626367. http://www.apa.org/journals/features/psp7761121.pdf.
ravenniceturtleneck 12 min GODLIKE Tiny; daggius 22 min Divine Rapier… did somebody forget to take out the trash?
aww snap
btw raven peaked at 12 mins and is now feeding
KaGGo is fucking heavy
This shit would be funny if it didn’t happen every single game.
KaGGo rocking a cool 1-15 score. And we still managed to win.
scrubs roflrolled at 10% try
GDG Bot flops the stack of the year
a fair amount of G's were dropped
true story
