Drunk Moon jizzes over two Aluna snipes.

After getting wasted on shots, Moon dances and hops around in his room after making two beast ass snipes with Aluna.

New Hero Moraxus Weigh-In

WARNING! VIDEO MAY CONTAIN HIGH LEVELS OF

UNWATCHABLE FAGGOTRY

In case you missed this extremely terrible “spotlight” by Nigma & MsPudding, just further proving women can’t do anything worth shit unless it’s in the kitchen.

So Moraxus is the new hero, speculation on him being Shitlord port from DoTA was easily put to rest on the first sight of him in Beta.  So a basic rundown of his skills are:

AoE Around self Disable (Centaur Warchief Stomp ??)

Basically a Nullstone that also increases your movespeed somehow

Throws axes in a line that damages and slows units hit.

His ult not too sure that video does shit all for showing exactly what it does….

So whats the prognosis? Once everyone realize hes useless as fuck he’s gonna sit in the pick screen?  Or another hidden gem, until someone comes along and destroys in a competitive game (see: eG) with the hero?

Or would you rather see a DoTA Import?

Jason Mraz – I’m Yours – DOTAFIED

Hour of HoN First Hit

Since there have been days of DotA

There will be a multitude of Hours of HoN