Merry Crushmas from Dotally Rad

Happy crushing, friends.

Merry Crushmas

quintuple kill np

get crushhhhhhhhed

kinky Puck build pays off

quadruple kill Viper

rehab gets stuck in trees, costing the game

Midas Veno claims another victim?

nice bounce

"Pudge is bait"

lewl

rolled

heavy game

Stifling Dagger free brokenness etc.

For 15 mana you get a free last hit whenever you want. I’m pretty washed up and just noticed this several-month-old change to the hero, but basically they just made the best late game hero in Dota (4x crit + built in evasion) good early game too. Everyone already knew PA is auto-win if your team hasn’t lost by 30 mins, but now it gets charity early game cs. In summary, ima pick this easysauce hero like its Viper every game and crush harder than WtfPwnt sitting on a chair not made for obese people. GG.

I can come out from under the bed now?

Clan Milk "Swindle Squad" ripped up 58-39

Needless to say, talk of swindle was in the air when the DXD bot placed all three Clan Milk players on the same team. However, 21-4-20 and 22-5-10 performances by daggius and feared- elevated a heavily newb-laden Scourge team to a tremendous victory. The game was perhaps best characterized by the relentless pounding in the bum of daggius’s Viper on Milkfat’s Sniper, a rivalry that began in the middle lane before manifesting itself in ganks on all parts of the map as Milkfat searched helplessly for free farm. None could be found. Overall, daggius went 16-2 against Clan Milk players. GOT MILK? Feared-’s Weaver was equally impressive. Nurturing a spree 17 kills long for much of the game, he fed heavily on Sentinel players, especially the horribly incompetant NTD.ManhaE-, who went 1-10 in this individual matchup. The.new.me. played respectable support, earning 22 assists for the Scourge team with his Dagon Zeus. After a slow start, Milkfat found his footing later in the game, amassing 16 kills with a Lothar’s Edge and MKB in a surge that was, unfortunately for Clan Milk, too little too late.

Milkfat's early farming efforts were thwarted by ninja-ganks like this one at the nearest-to-base Creep Camp.

Milkasaurusrex spent 12 minutes dead, nearly one fifth of the game.

As the feed became insurmountable, excuses began to flow.

Pimp my Viper.

Replay: http://www.dota-allstars.com/replay/54364/index.html

dreadfail brings weak shit, gets crushed

This scrub got knocked out at level three behind his own tower

In other news, my 61 year old dad demolished me in a 5K fun run today. FAIL. Although I beat him for the 1st mile. GG.