Adventures of Warden’s Head: VOTE OFF

Thin nerds, big pros & champions of Newerth, the moment you’ve all been waiting for is here.  Who woulda thought it would happen before Maide got the stats site updated! Cuz that shit happens so fast right! LOL!!!!

Warden’s head has been a lot of places this last week and it’s time to put democracy to work to determine which place was best.
Thanks for all the great submissions

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Sword Nerd Warden

WardenCPK

Nerdlord Warden

Mid East Warden

Saddam’s Buddy Warden

Princess Warden

Trap Card Warden

Kennedy Warden

Baby Shower Warden

Forever Alone Warden

Soul Warden MTG

Dumpster Dive Warden Chick

Super Gay Warden

Obese Warden

EG Warden

Warderp

WoW Warden

Will the real Warden please stand up?

Since there are about five fake wardens trolling this site in the comments at all times, no actually knows which one is the real warden anymore, if there even is one, so it’s time to straighten things out… with a game of

WHERE CAN YOU PUT WARDENS HEAD???

Just look at that fun-loving grin waiting to have a good time!  Maybe he’s jumping on a trampoline with a bunch of midgets?  Or driving a big ice cream truck to fattycpk’s house?  The possibilities are endless, and in the game of Where Can You Put Warden’s Head, it’s all up to you!!

Example pic:

Post your own pics in the comments for a chance to win a free team matchmaking game with The King (chance of mad: 100%). We’ll also feature the best pics on the site in a follow-up post, immortalizing you forever in the annals of DRD.  Sounds like anals heh.

Keep your pics PG-13 please, warden not 21 yet .

KingRaven mad for attention

So as we all know by reading this site that Raven quit nearly a whole 5 days ago, holy shit epic break needed from HoN due to “glaring imbalances” and as far as I know there hasn’t been a single patch to remedy any of these imbalances.

Which raises a question, did Raven actually uninstall or was he just raging and old man pubbius? the filthy korean that is wac? Warden for being a shitstain dumpster? RobertxLee for not giving a fuck about selling mobile homes?  Or was he just looking for some much needed attention, much how like an 8 year old cries a fucking ocean when his favorite pokemon card gets misplaced and he insists that the stupid kid in his class who hates him took it from his backpack.

Maybe he’s trying to start e-drama based on the fact he is what he calls a disgusting festering pool of feces lying in the bottom of his garbage bin.  One look at his recent games would show that Raven doesn’t play without Wac or a circle-jerk stomp team at his disposal so that he can be the trashbin feeder support and blame the carry because who the fuck can blame you as glacius when you buy wards & courier & run around ganking?  I mean let’s be real, sure it takes a bit of skill not to feed horrendously with a support hero but it takes about the mind of a 12 year old to know how to not feed uncontrollably.

If you ever get into a game with Raven I suggest muting his microphone IMMEDIATELY as you will be prone to his massive yelling and raging calling you a disgusting public, pointing out why you didn’t go gank with him 2v4, telling you to uninstall HoN etc.  In which case you are encouraged to use the following statement at all times ; umad raven? Nice turtleneck

Three reasons why warden quit Loaded, SK gaming to pick up Team 5, and I have Raven whipped

One of Loaded’s most solid influences, warden, says he quit the winningest team in HoN because he”s “bored of hon, sucks at hon,” and “hates the way hon players are stupid as fuck”.  I bet he’s just tired of bkid’s singing.

Everyone says Loaded’s longest rival, Team 5, will be sponsored by SK Gaming, though nothing is official yet.  I hope Testie signed a prenup with taintedlove.

Also… The King’s now a servant?  Bring me my tangos, peasant.

Pics or it didn’t happen